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   how many cabbages does it take to
fill up twelve empty buckets from
taiwan when the premier of afghanistan
has been assassinated by three upstart
punk-rockers who call themselves,
larry, curly, and moe, remember, take
into account the fact that 3 quarts
does not equal the amount of coke, on
average, consumed in two weeks by a
family of four chinese gorillas who
have not yet had their dinner. Also
remember that two plus two does not
equal three because there are simply
more there. don't forget that the
year will soon be 1985 because in that
year george orwell is now dead thus
leaving 10x3 new spaces available for
crickets to roam the earth... remember
crickets make loud noises, so loud,
the in fact they are able to cause
men to jump out of their sleeping bads
and sleeping bags, also, and run into
the mississippi river, which then Gill
carry them out into the gulf of mexico
which is the origin for many hurricanes
because of its unusual weather patterns
and also because of its somewhat odd
shape. another word on odd shapes which
may help to solve this problem, is that
the world is not actually round, nor
even close, when considered that when
looking at it, it seems not even a
circle because we have only two eyes
which means that we can only see in
two dimensions which means that it
appears to be a little segment which
is nothing near a circle, which isn't
a sphere. thus it doesn't exist. take
that into account. round to the nearest
5th decimal place. incidentally, 5 is
the number of digits in the last 5
digits of fred wallbanger's phone
number. he lived in orange county,
ca, with his lovely wife and obnoxious
kids who would constantly use the
phrase, "oh, but mom, i don't want
to do that." Unfortunately, his wife
was somewhat insane, and used to do
unmentionable things to those poor
unfortunate kids...
    you will need plenty of time to
solve thing problem... here's some
time, then i'll give you the solution
in condensed form, with an explanation.
timetimetimetimeitm... igot too much
time on my hands. what a dumb song.
lalalalla. time time itme. time. who
says i can't type. i bet it was george
fredman from ohio. he also had two
lovely kids and an obnoxious wife,
or was it a lovely wife and obnoxious
kids. oh, well. he had one of those.
poor him.
   well, time's up... do you have the
answer. it's...


      42  ------------------
      --
       6

    (42/6)*0+3.14159

the 42 comes from somewhere, probably
new york. the six comes direct from
kansas. the zero is all you morons.
the 3.14159 is strangely enough, pi.
this is because pi was directly related
to the number of cabbages that can
fit in an empty bucket... etc. (taking
into account all the various factors)
hence, thence, and whence. it's
3.14159 rounded, of course.

    so, the next time someone asks
you, "how many cabbages will fit into
an empty bucket?" go ahead, say it,
3.14159. they'll think you're really
smart and probably give you a medal
or something really nifty neeto like
that. incidentally, 'nifty neeto' was
invented by the * original * nerd from
san jose ca. his name was james q.
quinface. people could not tell
wether he was wearing shorts or jeans,
from j.c. penny of course, quality,
with reasonable prices. naturally,
hencely, thusly and musly, he dumbed
himself, king james and went on to
be the kind of england nearly three
hundred years earlier. fascinated,eh?
     anyways, you'll win all of this
plus much more. wow