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From: ACC698ESTUHLEMM@ARTSCOURSE.watstar.uwaterloo.ca
Subject: Kama Sutra
Date: Wed, 13 Jul 1994 16:58:48 GMT

                    The Love Teachings of Kama Sutra

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                             By Vatasyayana


                      Excerpts from the Kama Sutra .


               
Source: "The Love Teachings of Kama Sutra"


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Lying Down Positions:

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Indrani draws up both her knees

until they nuzzle the curves of her breasts;

her feet find her lover's armpits.

Small girls love this posture,

but becoming a goddess takes a lot of practice.



She cups and lifts her buttocks with her palms,

spreads wide her thighs,

and digs in her heels besides her hips,

while you caress her breasts:

this is "Utphallaka" (The Flower in Bloom).

Grasping the ankles

of the round hipped woman, whose buttocks

are like two ripe gourds,

raise her beautiful thighs

and spread the thigh-joints widely.



Full of desire, saying sweet words,

approach her with your body stiff as a pole

and drive straight forward

to pierce her lotus and join your limbs,

experts call it "Madandhvaja" (The Flag of Cupid).



Catch hold of her two feet,

raising them till they press upon her breasts

and her legs form a rough circle.

Clasp her neck and make love to her:

this is "Ratisundara" (Aphrodite's Delight).



Lift the lady's feet until her soles

lie perfectly parallel,

one to each side of her slender throat,

cup her breasts and enjoy her:

this technique is "Uthkanta" (Throat-high).



Your lovely wife, lying on the bed,

grasps her own feet

and draws them up until they reach her hair;

you catch her breasts and make love:

this is "Vyomapada" (Sky-foot).



The round-thighed woman on the bed

grasps her ankles and raises high her lotus feet;

you strike her to the root, kissing

and slapping open-palmed between her breasts:

this is "Markata" (The Monkey).



She lies flat on her back,

you sit between her parted knees, raise them,

hook her feet over your thighs,

catch hold of her breasts, and enjoy her:

this is "Manmathpriya" (Dear to Cupid).





Lying-down Positions - Samputa Group:

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If your penis is too small for a woman,

the "Samputa" group of postures should be used:

"Samputa" (the Jewel Case),

"Pidita" (the Squeeze), "Veshtita (the Entwined)

and "Vadavaka" (the Mare's Trick).



In Samputa your legs lie along hers

caressing their whole length from toes to thighs.

Your lover may be below you,

or you may both lie on your sides,

in which case she should always be on your left.



In Pidita the lovers' thighs

are interlaced and squeeze each other in rhythm.

In Veshtita she crosses her thighs

or rolls each one inward,

thus greatly strengthening her yoni's grip.



When, like a mare cruelly gripping

a stallion, your lover

traps and milks your penis with her vagina,

it is "Vadavaka" (the Mare's Trick),

which can only be perfected with long practice.



When she uses it, a woman

should cease to kiss her lover

and simply hold the lock.

Courtesans are adept at Vadavaka,

and it's a speciality with ladies from Andhra(*).


 *The South-Eastern state of India.



When lovers, with legs stretched rigid

and feet caressing feet,

make love according to their hearts' desire,

"tantra" scholars call it "Sampada" (Equal Feet)

and agree it is a way to ecstasy.



Stiff as a pole in the bed's center,

she lies making love,

cooing and warbling like a woodpigeon,

the jewel of her clitoris well-polished:

this is Mausala" (the Pestle).




When she lies on her back

with her two thighs pressed tightly together

and you make love to her,

keeping your thighs outside hers,

it is "Gramya" (the Rustic).




If, encircling and trapping

her thighs with yours,

you grip so hard that she cries out in pain,

it is "Ratipasha" (Love's Noose),

a device most charming to the ladies.




Her limbs, entwined in yours

like tendrils of fragrant jasmine creeper,

draw taut and slowly relax

in the gentle rhythm of linga and yoni:

this is "Lataveshta" (the Clinging Creeper).




She draws her limbs together,

clasping her knees tightly to her breasts,

her yoni, like an opening bud,

offered up for pleasure:

this is known as "Mukula" (the Bud).



When she draws up her knees

and you clamp yours about her raised thighs,

trapping them in a tight knot

while riding saddle upon her buttocks

and kissing her, it is "Shankha" (the Couch).





Oral Pleasures -- Fellatio Techniques:

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When your lover catches your penis

in her hand and, shaping

her lips to an 'O', lays them lightly to its tip,

moving her head in tiny circles,

this first step is called "Nimitta" (Touching).



Next, grasping its head in her hand,

she clamps her lips tightly about the shaft,

first on one side then the other,

taking great care that her teeth don't hurt you:

this is "Parshvatoddashta" (Biting at the Sides).



Now she takes the head of your penis

gently between her lips,

by turns pressing, kissing it tenderly

and pulling at its soft skin:

this is "Bahiha-samdansha" (the Outer Pincers).



If next she allows the head to slide

completely into her mouth

and presses the shaft firmly between her lips,

holding a moment before pulling away,

it is "Antaha-samdansha" (the Inner Pincers).

When, taking your penis in her hand

and making her lips very round,

she presses fierce kisses along its whole length,

sucking as she would at your lower lip,

it is called "Chumbitaka" (Kissing).



If, while kissing, she lets her tongue

flick all over your penis

and then, pointing it, strikes repeatedly

at the sensitive glans-tip,

it becomes "Parimrshtaka" (Striking at the Tip).



And now, fired by passion, she takes

your penis deep into her mouth,

pulling upon it and sucking as vigorously

as though she were stripping clean a mango-stone:

this is "Amrachushita" (Sucking a Mango).



When she senses that your orgasm

is imminent she swallows up the whole penis,

sucking and working upon it

with lips and tongue until you spend:

this is "Sangara" (Swallowed Whole).



Oral Pleasures -- Cunnilingus 
Techniques:

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With delicate fingertips,

pinch the arched lips of her house of love

very very slowly together,

and kiss them as though you kissed her lower lip:

this is "Adhara-sphuritam" (the Quivering Kiss).

Now spread, indeed cleave asunder,

that archway with your nose and let your tongue

gently probe her "yoni" (vagina),

with your nose, lips and chin slowly circling:

it becomes "Jihva-bhramanaka" (the Circling Tongue).



Let your tongue rest for a moment

in the archway to the flower-bowed Lord's temple

before entering to worship vigorously,

causing her seed to flow:

this is "Jihva-mardita" (the Tongue Massage).



Next, fasten your lips to hers

and take deep kisses

from this lovely one, your beloved,

nibbling at her and sucking hard at her clitoris:

this is called "Chushita" (Sucked).



Cup, lift her young buttocks,

let your tongue-tip probe her navel, slither down

to rotate skilfully in the archway

of the love-god's dwelling and lap her love-water:

this is "Uchchushita" (Sucked Up).



Stirring the root of her thighs,

which her own hands

are gripping and holding widely apart,

your fluted tongue drinks at her sacred spring:

this is "Kshobhaka" (Stirring).



Place your darling on a couch,

set her feet to your shoulders, clasp her waist,

suck hard and let your tongue stir

her overflowing love-temple:

this is called "Bahuchushita" (Sucked Hard).



If the pair of you lie side by side,

facing opposite ways,

and kiss each other's secret parts

using the fifteen techniques described above,

it is known as "Kakila" (the Crow).





Role Reversal:

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During lovemaking, ten types of blows

may be struck with the penis,

but of these only "Upasripta" (Natural),

which is instinctive even to untutored cowherds,

results in full clitoral stimulation.

It is a gentle forward stroke

which may be varied for depth and speed,

allowing a subtlety, rhythm

and spontaneity which

the other nine each lack to some degree.



If you grasp your penis and move it

in circles inside her yoni,

it is "Madhavana" (Churning).

When you strike sharply down into the yoni,

it is "Hula" (the Double-edged Knife).


If, when her hips are raised by a 
pillow,
you strike a rising blow,

it is "Avamardana" (Rubbing).

If you hold your penis pressed breathlessly

to her womb it is "Piditaka" (Pressing).



If you withdraw completely

and then strike her violently to the womb,

it is "Nirghata" (the Buffet).

Continuous pressure on one side of her yoni

is "Varahaghata" (the Boar's Blow).



If you thrust wildly in every direction,

like a bull tossing its horns,

it is "Vrishaghata" (the Bull's Blow).

Quivering in her yoni is "Chatakavilasa" (Sparrow Sport),

which usually heralds orgasm.



The involuntary shuddering of orgasm

is called "Samputa" (the Jewel Case).

But no two women make love quite the same way,

so orchestrate your rhythms

to the moods and colors of each lover's "raga" (emotions).



If long lovemaking exhausts you

before your lover has reached her orgasm,

you should allow her

to roll you over your back

and sit astride you, taking initiative.



If the posture gives her deep pleasure,

or you enjoy its novelty,

she may transpose into it as a matter of course,

taking great care, however,

not to expel the linga from the temple of love.



Consider: she climbs upon you,

the flowers dropping from her tousled hair,

her giggles turning to gasps;

every time she bends to kiss your lips

her nipples pierce your chest.



As her hips begin to churn,

her head, flung back, bobs ever faster;

she scratches, pummels you with small fists,

fastens her teeth in your neck,

doing unto you what you've often done unto her.



When she takes the man's role,

your lady has the choice

of three famous lovemaking techniques:

"Samdamsha (the Tongs),

"Bhramara" (the Bee) and "Prenkholita" (the Swing).



If she uses the Mare's Trick,

gripping your penis with her yoni's vice,

squeezing and stroking it,

holding it inside her for a hundred heart-beats,

it is known as "Samdamsha" (the Tongs).

If, drawing up her feet,

she revolves her hips so that your penis

circles deep within her yoni,

you arching your body to help her,

it is "Bhramara" (the Bee).



If she now swings her hips

in wide circles and makes figures-of-eight,

swaying upon your body

as though she were riding on a seesaw,

it is "Prenkholita" (the Swing).





When her passion has ebbed,

she should rest, bending forward to lay

her forehead upon yours

without disturbing your yoked bodies:

it won't be long before desire stirs again.



Catching your penis, the lady
with dark eyes like upturned lotus petals

guides it into her yoni,

clings to you and shakes her buttocks:

this is "Charunarikshita" (Lovely Lady in Control).



Enthroned on your penis,

she places both hands on the bed

and makes love, while you

press your two hands to her thudding heart:

this is "Lilasana" (Seat of Sport).



She sits upright upon you,

her head thrown back like a rearing mare,

bringing her feet together

on the bed to one side of your body:

this is "Hansabandha" (the Swan).



The young woman has one foot

on your heart and the other on the bed.

Bold, saucy women adore this posture,

which is known to the world

as "Upavitika" (the Sacred thread).



If, with one of her feet

clasped in your hand

and the second placed upon your shoulder,

your young lady enjoys you,

it is "Viparitaka" (Reversed).



If your lover, seated above you

with feet lotus-crossed

and her body held erect and still

makes love to you,

it is known as "Yugmapada" (the Foot Yoke).



If she strides you,

facing your feet,

brings both her feet up to your thighs,

and works her hips frantically,

it is known as "Hansa-lila" (Swan Sport).



Your lover places one foot

on your ankle, lodges

her other foot just above your knee,

and rides you, swinging and rotating her hips:

this is "Garuda" (Garuda).



If you lie flat on your back

with legs stretched out

and your lover sits astride you, facing away

and grasping your feet,

it is called "Virsha" (the Bull).

Clasping each other's hands,

you lie sprawled like two starfish making love,

her breasts stabbing your chest,

her thighs stretched out along yours:

this is "Devabandha" (the Coitus of the Gods).



Lying upon you, your beloved

moves round like a wheel,

pressing hands one after the other on the bed,

kissing your body as she circles:

experts call this "Chakrabandha" (the Wheel).



If, by means of some contraption,

your lover suspends herself above you,         **********

places your linga in her yoni                  **********

and pulleys herself up and down upon it,       **********

it is "Utkalita" (the Orissan).**              **********



**I must admit that this is kind of far fetched. However,

  there is an illustration on the next page depicting this

  position and showing two women pulling the woman up.

*** HOWEVER IF YOU DO GET A CHANCE, TRY IT OUT. IT'S ONE OF A KIND OF AN

EXPERIENCE.





WARNING  I: DONT TRY ANY OF THESE METHODS DESCRIBED BELOW.

WARNING II:IF YOU ARE GOING TO TRY ANY ONE OF THE METHODS DESCRIBED BELOW,

           YOU AND YOU ALONE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR IT.

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To Enslave a Lover:



Anoint your penis, before lovemaking,

with honey into which

you have powered black pepper,

long pepper and "datura" (the green thorn apple) -

it will utterly devastate your lady.



Leaves caught as they fall from trees

and powdered with peacock-bone

and fragments of a corpse's winding-sheet

will, when dusted lightly

on the penis, bewitch any woman living.



If you crush milky chunks of cactus

with sulphur and realgar,

dry the mixture seven times, powder it

and apply it to your penis,

you'll satisfy the most demanding lover.



And if, to these powerful ingredients,

you add a monkey's turd,

grind them together and sprinkle the powder

on your unsuspecting lover's head,

she will be your devoted slave for life.



To Increase Potency:

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Honey-sweetened milk in which

the testicles of a ram

or a goat have been simmered

has the effect, when drunk,

of making a man as powerful as a bull.



Pumkin seeds ground with almonds

and sugarcane root,

or with cowhage root and strips of bamboo,

and stirred into honeyed milk,

have the same arousing effect.



The sages say that wheat-flour cakes

baked with honey and sugar

and sprinkled with the powdered seeds

of pumpkin and cowhage

give one strength for a thousand women.



The yolk of a single sparrow's egg

stirred into rice pudding

that has been thickened with cream,

wild-honey and "ghee" (clarified butter)

has the same invigorating effect.



Enlarging the Penis or "Yoni" (Vagina):

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First rub your penis with wasp stings

and massage it with sweet oil.

When it swells, let it dangle for ten nights

through a hole in your bed,

going to sleep each night on your stomach.



After this period use a cool ointment

to remove the pain and swelling.

By this method men ... of insatiable

sexual appetite, manage to keep

their penises enlarged throughout their lives.



By applying an ointment made from

crushed barleria leaves

to her "yoni", the elephant(HASTHINI or large) woman

can spend at least one night

discovering the delights of being a doe ("small" woman).



Likewise the doe can use honey

mixed with powdered roots

of lotus, madder, "sal" (tree of aromatic gum),

the blue lotus and the mongoose plant

to accomodate a stallion for one night.



To Cope With Impotence:

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A man who climaxes too swiftly

should arouse his lady

by caressing her clitoris with his fingers

and flooding the well

of her yoni before he enters her.



If, during lovemaking, the erection

cannot be sustained because

the man is old, or simply exhausted

he should use the delicate

oral techniques given in an earlier chapter.



The man who is utterly unable

to achieve an erection

should pleasure his wife/lover with a phallus

crafted from materials like

gold, silver, copper, iron (!!), ivory or horn.



The artificial phallus should be shaped

to your natural proportions.

It will be more arousing for the lady

if the outside is studded

with a profusion of large, smooth nodules.
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