THAT PRIME TIME RELIGION
(by Brad Hicks, "with a little help from my friends")

CHORUS:
   Give me that Prime Time Religion,
   Give me that Prime Time Religion,
   Give me that Prime Time Religion!
   It's good enough for me.

1) Brother Jerry is a cretin
   But with all the cash he's gettin'
   Lotsa folks'll be forgettin
   It's the "Land of the Free"

2) Brother Robert's church is Crystal
   But all the Bible that he's missed'll
   Make you "hotter than a pistol"
   But he's good enough for me.

3) Brother Jim and Sister Tammy
   Had a show that was a whammy
   But now they are in Miami
   Tryin' t'get back on TV.

4) Brother Oral's in his tower,
   Trusting in the Lord's power
   Getting richer by the hour,
   Now he's got the ransom fee.

5) Brother Earnest is a healer
   And not QUITE a wheeler-dealer --
   More a jumper and a squealer
   So he's good enough for me.

6) Then there's good ol' Brother Billy
   Bringing souls in willy-nilly.
   All his trips are kinda silly,
   But he's good enough for me!

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