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HA HAaaaaa   Merry Xmas and All the rest to you all   Patricia

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truth it becomes your weapon."  Col. Corso
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The ACE CONFERENCE
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>
> " TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE IMPEACHMENT "
>                               by    Chris Duel
>          
>'Twas The Night Before Impeachment, when all through the House, 
>All the Congress was stirring, even Conyers, the louse.
>          
>The Articles were hung by the Capitol with care,
>In hopes that Saint Bubba would be trapped in the lair.
>          
>The Republicans were nestled, all smug with The Feds, 
>While visions of perjury danced in their heads.
>          
>And Barr with his rhetoric and Hyde with his trap, 
>Had just settled in for a long evening's nap.
>          
>When out in The Gulf, there arose such a clatter 
>They clicked on CNN to see what was the matter.
>          
>When what to their wondering eyes should appear 
>But Tomahawk cruise missiles flying like reindeer.
>          
>With a Presidential address, so lively and quick, 
>They knew in a moment, it must be Saint Slick!
>          
>More rapid than eagles, his supporters they came, 
>And he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
>          
>"Now Conyers, now Gephardt, let's forget about The Vixen! 
>On Barney!  On Maxine!  I'm no Richard Nixon!!!"
>          
>"From Capitol Hill to the Washington Mall, 
>Now dash away, dash away, dash away all !!!"
>          
>And then the Republicans heard on the roof 
>The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
>          
>As they scratched their heads and were turning around 
>The resilient Saint Willie scored another rebound.
>          
>No longer was he eating from his humble pie,
>While assaulting Saddam with his bombs from the sky.
>          
>A bundle of weapons he had flung at Iraq,
>It looked once again like Slick Willie was back.
>          
>His eyes, how they twinkled!  His dimples, how merry! 
>His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry.
>          
>His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, 
>And the hair on his head was as white as the snow.
>          
>The stump of a stogie, he held tight in his teeth, 
>And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath.
>          
>He had a broad face and a little round belly
>That shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly.
>          
>He was chubby and plump - a right jolly old elf, 
>And the Republicans wept, in spite of themselves.
>          
>And a wink of his eye and a twist of his head
>Soon gave them to know they had something to dread.
>          
>He spoke the right words and went straight to his work 
>Hard to believe that an Intern once called him "The Jerk."
>          
>And shaking his finger and thumbing his nose, 
>By "Wagging The Dog," up the polls he rose.
>          
>He turned to his spinmeisters and gave them a whistle,

>Then they cheered-on Slick Willie as he launched another missile.
>          
>They all heard him exclaim, with Impeachment out of sight, 
>"Happy Ramadan to all, and to all a good night."
>          
>          
> 
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