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From: "Robert Sterling" 
Subject: SNET: FURBY ALERT
Date: 22 Dec 1998 05:44:35 -0500
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Ru Mills, Editor in Chief, RMNews Agency

+++++++FURBY ALERT++++++FURBY ALERT++++++

I am still gathering news on this, but so far I have
determined  the Furby conspiracy is far worse than we
thought.

In the beginning, when I was just started investigating  this
diabolical plot aimed at our children, I figured it was just
the New World Order trying to dumb down our kids. I
deduced that  by interfering with the child's  cognitive
developmental stage, the Furby could trap the child's mind in
arrested development.

But I was wrong. It is far more sinister than anything I
could ever have imagined!!

 I have just been passed information that is truly,
"X-Filian"!  

(That's "new word coinage" for the X-Files era. It means an
event that so defies rational explanation that it can only by
explained by placing it in the X-Files category. Coinage
courtesy of Ru Mills.)

I have just been faxed information from one of my reliable
sources. He states uncategorically  that Furby's are an extra
terrestrial creation!

He says Furbese, the language that Furby's speak, is actually
an alien language.

He believes  the earth is getting ready to be colonized by an
alien landing force. The Furby's are the first wave. The next
wave will arrive in about three to five  years.

My source says the children who have been educated by the
Furby's will act as translators. He said that contrary to
dumbing down the children, the Furbese language will
make them mature much faster. They will develop an
uncanny ability to speak Furbese. They will even be able to
perform complicated mathematical puzzles that normally
defy the best mathematicians.

He said he doesn't know what else the language  does to
them. But he thinks that it somehow interferes with
humanitarian compassion and makes them into robots who
only respond to orders given in Furbese.

This story is still developing, but he also said that alien
DNA is being "sprinkled" into our atmosphere. The DNA is
entering the food chain, and by the time the aliens arrive,
they will be able to feed themselves from food stuffs grown
upon our planet. My source did not know if humans would
still be able to get nourishment from our food. He thinks
they are doing it gradually so that they can use the humans
who are here for work animals, until they have bred their
replacements! The replacements will
be able to eat alien food, because they are half alien!

The most chilling of all the things  he said was that the
reason the  children are being taught Furbese is to make
them able to relate to the aliens in such a way that inter
species marriage will be common. In this way, the aliens
don't have to raise anymore hybrid slaves  in laboratories,
they can create them in the same way that humans are
created.

All this time I have thought it was the New World Order 
we were fighting, now I realize it is Aliens, and Furby's are
just the first wave of alien attack and invasion!

What are we going to do? Should we buy Furby's and
learn their language so we can act as translators? Or will
we be considered too old and too human to save ourselves
this way. 

This is serious! 

The Aliens are coming, The Aliens are coming!!!!


Merry Christmas humour from Ru Mills
May everyone take a day off and enjoy the blessings we all 
have. 

That is, of course, unless the aliens land, or the terrorists
attack, or Y2K triggers itself one year early, or the
President declares martial law and arrests us all, or HAARP
keeps the Arctic cold wave above us until we all freeze to
death, or China uses our missile technology to send L.A. a
nuclear Christmas present, or......


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