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From: LEEFINKLE@aol.com
Subject: [illusions] Boomers
Date: 12 Feb 1999 02:35:10 -0500
To: illusions@bticc.net


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BOOMERS, THEN & NOW
   Old and New Concerns for people of the baby boom generation.     

Here are:  *Honorable Mentions*

  Then:  Long hair.
Now:   Longing for hair.

  Then:  Keg
Now:   EKG.

  Then:  Acid rock
Now:   Acid reflux.

  Then:  Moving to California because it's cool.
Now:   Moving to California because it's hot.

  Then:  You're growing pot.
Now:   Your growing pot.

  Then:  Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
Now:   Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids.

  Then:  Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
Now:   Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

  Then:  Seeds and stems.
Now:   Roughage.

  Then:  Popping pills, smoking joints.
Now:   Popping joints.

  Then:  Our president's struggle with Fidel.
Now:   Our president's struggle with fidelity.

  *And the Winners are*:

  Fifth Runner-up
Then: Paar.
Now:  AARP.

  Fourth Runner-up
Then:  Being caught with Hustler magazine.
Now:   Being caught by Hustler magazine.

  Third Runner-up
Then:  Killer weed.
Now:   Weed killer.

  Second Runner-up
Then:  Hoping for a BMW.
Now:   Hoping for a BM.

  First Runner-up
Then:  The Grateful Dead.
Now:   Dr. Kevorkian.

  And the winner:
Then:  Getting out to a new, hip joint.
Now:   Getting a new hip joint.

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