From: David Weber
Subject: [Illusions] Who's First?
Date: 21 Jan 1999 02:07:40 -0500
To: illusions@bticc.net
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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...
those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and
when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and
no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
"To follow Knowledge like a sinking Star,Beyond the utmost bound of human
thought.........
To Strive,To Seek,To Find and not to Yield." Tennysons' Ulysses
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