Article 7391 of rec.humor:
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From: ybarra@sunset.sedd.trw.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: excuses
Message-ID: <212.2618865e@sunset.sedd.trw.com>
Date: 3 Apr 90 19:17:50 GMT
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"Excuses"
I haven't had time.
I forgot.
I didn't know you meant today.
I wasn't hired for that.
I thought it was better to wait than do it wrong.
I didn't think it was that important.
I've been trying to figure the fastest way.
I wasn't sure you were serious.
I thought I'd begin tomorrow.
That's Whatizname's departments.
I wasn't sure you meant me.
I thought your might change your mind.
I like to think things out before commencing.
I wasn't exactly quite sure what you wanted.
No one ever told me how.
I figured what I was doing should have priority.
I didn't realize you said to actually start.
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