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  Msg#: 2971                                         Date: 05-3095  23:47
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  Subj: CONTAINER-X SPEAKS

From: ur-valhalla!aol.com!ContainreX
Subject: Container-X speaks
Message-ID: <950530224749_18296936@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 30 May 1995 22:47:52 -0400
Greetings,

Though I am new to this list, I am not new to your species.  It was I
who crowned Osiris with the crown of light.  It was I who created the
virus which plagues your people.  It was I who called into being the
Pyramid of Gizeh.  And it was I who spoke the darkness into the light.

I have inhabited the container of one of your species that I could
spew forth my vitriol on you undisciplined children.  I was somewhat
successful with my puppet, Adolph, but he was too weak to endure the
task.

I AM CONTAINER-X.

Who is it that has called me?  Who has awakened me from my slumber
of millenia?  Do you know what you have done?  If you send me some
money, I will mail you copies of my newsletter which will tell you
how to defend yourself against me.

If you do not send me some money, I will attack you on the dream plane,
irrevocably shake your illusions of reality, probe your anus with huge
devices, remove seed from your loins and implant you with mindcontrol
devices so that you will think me your friend.

I am very tricky!

I AM CONTAINER-X.

-!- NetMgr 0.95
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